Keeping the church (you praying) and the state (state highways) separate is the reason for the season.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At a Shell gas station here in Washington, Reverend Rocky "Raccoon" Rockhead and a freaky bunch of activists are mad as hell about soaring fuel prices and are now praying to Jesus to bring down gas prices.
A New Jersey school board was within its rights to tell a football coach he cannot kneel and bow his head as his players have a student-led pregame prayer, a federal appeals court ruled yesterday. It was agreed that the East Brunswick Board of Educat...
Atlanta, Georgia - The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announced today that it was preparing to file a lawsuit against the State of Georgia for the alleged violation of Church and State provision of the U.S. Constitution. Georgia governor, Sonn...
HEAVEN (AP) -- At a recent press conference, God, creator and master of the universe, expressed extreme displeasure at the hundreds of millions of prayers He has been receiving on a daily basis. "Shut the fuck up already," He told humanity.
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