Football manager Arsène Wenger has today signed for Newcastle in a deal said to be worth over £300m. The Magpies had been hoping to entice a top manager from either Arsenal or Manchester United in the hope of reviving their flagging fortunes, after c...
In a startling twist to the Big Brother saga one lucky housemate became the recipient of £100,000 pounds yesterday-on a whim!...
New Newcastle United manager Sam Allardyce is to be honoured by the Council in his Black Country home town of Dudley, with a statue of himself in the town's shoddy Market Square. The structure made, like Sam, from granite, will be reminiscent of t...
Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...
Newcastle United have today confirmed that Prime Minister Tony Blair will wear the famous number nine jersey next season.
An English couple were yesterday being consoled by relatives after a crowd of between 200-300 Geordies ransacked their nice detached house.
It was revealed today that Newcastle United's new record signing, Michael Owen, was tempted to quit football for a life as a goat herder.
Could the Internet be an answer to the problems of damp? If Mrs Swanson a pole dancer from Newcastle is to be believed then perhaps it is. At the ripe old age of 85 yet with looks that don't put her a day over 83 Mrs Swanson is convinced that the...
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