WATERLOO, Iowa - Three Midwest states have just given notice that they are officially banning Lady Gaga from performing in their states. A spokesperson for Iowa stated that Lady Gaga's Vomit Act, which she performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin...
BOISE, Idaho - Carrie Underwood performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and the crowd absolutely loved her. Afterwards the Oklahoma native sat down in her dressing room backstage and talked with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine.
OTTUMWA, IOWA - A rogue satellite, owned by an Australian multi-millionaire, Herschel McBee, crashed to earth early Tuesday evening in an Ottumwa neighborhood. According to local police, the satellite destroyed a home owned by resident, Lucille...
INDIANOLA, Iowa - Local authorities have reported that overnight a crop circle appeared in Iowa corn farmer Dilbert Nutwood's corn field. The highly elaborate figure covered an entire acre and resembled Miley Cyrus in the act of twerking. Farme...
DES MOINES - The Iowa State Senate has just voted to ban two children's Christmas books on the grounds that the are highly inappropriate for the youngsters of the great state of Iowa. Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] informed the...
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Many Iowa farmers are up in arms at the announcement that the state may be in the process of outlawing the use of scarecrows on all Iowa farms. A clerk in the governor's office informed reporters for three of Iowa's largest newsp...
DES MOINES, Iowa - The vast majority of Iowa citizens overwhelmingly agreed that the use of curse words in texting had gotten out of hand. A group from Des Moines calling itself The Just Say No To (Expletive) Texting went all the way to the Iowa s...
SIOUX CITY, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just become the first state in the United States that has taken a stand against gay dancing. Reports from the Hawkeye State say that the bill was passed by a vote of 39 to 11. A source within the governo...
WATERLOO, Iowa - A lifelong farmer of Black Hawk County has just informed the local authorities that after four years of trying he has finally managed to breed one of his male pigs to a female chicken. Archie P. Dilldoodle, 71, told the Black Hawk...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Three years ago little six-year-old Tucky Justinpecker was caught building an atomic bomb in a backyard shed at his parent's home. When police caught him they were shocked to see that the bomb was 97% complete. A representative...
DES MOINES - The state of Iowa is seriously considering the legalization of marijuana, or pot as Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Willie Nelson refer to it. A state senator who did not want his name revealed for safety reasons stated that it is no...
DES MOINES - The governor of Iowa has issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits Rihanna from ever setting foot in the Corn on The Cob State. Governor Terry Branstad stated that just in the past three weeks he has received dozens of petitions f...
DES MOINES, Iowa - The state of Iowa has just issued a mandate which prohibits the Republican know-it-all, better known as Ann Coulter from ever setting foot in the state. The mandate came about as a direct result of Ann Coulter's recent statement...
ACKWORTH, IA - Born in the late 1960's, Bruce Wayne Stroker grew up reading DC Comics. His mother and father - both long-time fans of Bob Kane's seminal vigilante-superhero "Batman" - even named him for the famed millionaire-playboy of t...
DES MOINES - The senate of the state of Iowa has finally passed a bill that was first proposed two months ago. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow, 53, of Sioux City, introduced the bill which is listed as TW Bill 01 (Tongue Wrestling Bill 0...
WATERLOO, Iowa - Reports filtering out of the Niblets State, note that Lady Gaga has been asked to never ever return to the anvil-looking state again. In fact, a spokesperson for the governor's office, Hadley "Cornshuck" Blingfaust, informed the n...
COW PATTY, IOWA (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney attmpted to show farmers he was one of them at a dairy farm in this small Iowa village Saturday morning. It didn't turn out well for the Republican nominee. He was injured while "milking" a bull that was isolat...
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