London - (Emotional Baggage): The MI6 cryptographer most probably died 'somewhere' in the Pimlico apartment block other than his flat before being bagged up ready for shipment. That's the latest from forensics amid a row about weekend redtops' tou...
London - (Spy-Who-Bugged-Me News): The agency's dead cryptographer Gareth Williams was widely reported last week as having invented a surveillance gadget that could remotely hack into and download secure data from mobile phones and laptops. The te...
Insiders from London's intelligence gathering community today dropped the strongest hint yet that there was no foul play involved in the sad demise of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, 30. Initially, investigating officers treated the death as suspicious...
London - (Spy-Who-Gagged-Me-Mess): "A BBC Crimebotch reconstruction might just crack it open, of course," the Murder Squad's DCI Baz Rottweiler said today. "But it could also blow away a foreign asset's cover and end up aborting a huge anti-terro...
Wales - (Bangor Cottaging News): Saddlesore local Anglesey man Gareth Williams was seen 'several times' parking his BMX mountin' bike outside Wills' and Kate's North Wales shagging shack, according to reports. The couple's cleaning lady said today...
London - (Spy Who Bagged Me News): Was missing Russian spy ring bagman Christopher Metsos using an Alderney Street rubbish recycling bin as a secret dead letter drop? "We just don't know," London cops said today amid rumors that MI6 cryptographer...
Washington AC/DC - (Spy-Who-Bagged-Me Mess): Semen stains linked to a Washington intern suspected of being the as-yet undiscovered 12th member of the Anna Chapman Russian spy ring?? Forensics in London is staying absolutely schtum. However Wedn...
London - (The Sting): Pashto speakers in MI6 refuse to be drawn on whether the dead cryptographer's multilingual talents included some tongue-in-cheek shenanigans with flame-haired treasonous KGB operative Anna Chapman. "Don't know and ain't sayin...
London - (The Spy Who Bagged Me News): Was the MI6 cryptographer a cross-dressing aficionado or a sinister target in a spooks' internal feud? Red Top reports this weekend say a multicolored rainbow wig was found stuffed inside the padlocked holdal...
London - (Encrypted Mess}: The codes controlling mastery of the UK/US Echelon computerised satellite surveillance brain are notoriously impossible to hack. Weekend Red Top speculation that dead MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams had cracked the pro...
London - (Spysnatcher news): Ilir Kumbaro was arrested today on an extradition warrant for the kidnap and torture of three men in Tirana. The ex-Albanian intelligence service CEO had been hiding out in a Fulham council flat after successfully evad...
London - (Stab-in-the-Back News): Spycatcher author Peter Wright must be spinning in his grave. The gruesome death of an MI6 officer in highly dubious circumstances reads like the 'KGB natural causes' chapter from his notorious 1985 memoir. Th...
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