Fantastic news emerging from the UK confirms that Turkish fast food tycoon Ali Bullo will be selling the very first Full English Breakfast Pizza from all of his outlets, starting tomorrow. Foodies, chefs, greasy-spoon proprietors and Italians have...
For some people, the UK and the USA share a common language, but for other observers there are two distinctly seperate languages - 'English' and 'American English' The rift between the two camps was never more apparent than yesterday in New York C...
Teaching American as a foreign language is an occupation in demand after President Obama gave a controversial green light to train a million new teachers over the next five years. Education lobby groups initially welcomed the news but quickly turn...
Each year, several new words are recognized and added to various editions of English language dictionaries. Other words get an additional meaning and have this new definition added. 2009 was no different than any other, as new definitions for existing words such as "twitter" and "tweet" entered common usage. Many other words, however, are much more obscure. Following is a list of words that...
Boston MA: Each year various news organizations determine words or phrases that are overused and become annoyingly trite. A new report published by a leading New England University considers good English words that are often used badly. Some examples are: 1. The fight ended when the ruffian was kicked in the gentiles. 2. She went to the Gynecologist to have her Virginia examined. 3. T...
Sly Twats masquerading as literary-social groups today declared a big victory in a battle most world citizens didn't know was being waged! The Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission received an unconditional surrender from weak kneed politici...
ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS (TS.com) - Stefan Gatward, a 62-year old resident of St. John's Close in Tunbridge Wells served with distiction as a solider in the Gordon Highlanders Regiment in the 1960's. He yet fights the good fight, so to speak, as he...
NANTUCKET, MA - It gives a whole new meaning to "breaking the silence." A revelational study to be released later today suggests that more often than not, when someone claims to be speechless, they are "not actually." The concept was discover...
NEW YORK CITY, NY - The English language contains more words than any other on the planet, and it added its millionth early Wednesday morning, according to the Global Language Monitor, a web site that uses a mathematical formula to predict the freque...
British government Education Minister, Mrs Cherie Baybee, today made the surprise claim that British people had no problems with reading and writing. 'Thanks to the Labour goverment', she said, 'all children and adults are not only equal, they are...
KUALA LUMPUR, Maylaysia - Marshals maced thousands of fuming protesters livid about having to go to school. Over a hundred were arrested to protect the Throne. The protesters screamed "Long live the English language". Police were stunned...
Government ministers are this morning putting the finishing touches to a plan which will see countries that use the English language as their means of communication being charged for it. Countries such as the US, Australia, New Zealand, South Afri...
At the end of the day clichés are in use 24/7 literally across the world. Businesses that want to think outside the box love to hate them, and leverage them into as many aspects of day to day running. At this moment in time, it boggles the mind how overused they are. There isn't a business consultant worth his salt that doesn't have an extensive repertoire of business orientated clichés, whilst...
As a record numbers of 16 to 19 year-olds are staying on in education in England, here are some of the latest courses they can do: * Learning to switch on your computer * Introductory Beano reading * Sandwich eating for beginners * Throwing scrumpled-up paper across the room into the bin * Advanced nose picking * Giggling uncontrollably at lunch time
The now famous, but sometimes politically incorrect and nonetheless extremely funny Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke has been banned in Iran by their president, Havano Dinnajacket.
At the annual convention of jobless English majors, now a clear majority of that prestigious grouping, the most popular symposium was one debating the meaning of the phrase, zipless fuck in the seminal feminist novel "Fear of Flying" by Erica Jong.
A team of unbiased UK archaeologists has uncovered what seem to be the remains of a medieval castle they believe was once known as 'Camelot'.
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