Britain's leading energy suppliers have warned consumers to expect steep price increases from August this year, possibly by as much as 19% The energy providers have attributed the rises to Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, a situation being further exa...
Evil gas Barons in Scotland have just enraged the wrong person with their 20% gas price hike. That person is the multi-billion pound Woolly Jumper Philanthropist Donald McDonald. Donald was so enraged by the news that Gas prices are to rise for...
Brownsville TX: A retired university professor of environmentalism claims to have invented the S**t to Energy Converter, a breakthrough in cheap renewable energy generation. Today's environmentalists keep talking about this going green s**t, but t...
US President Barack Obama has set out his short term energy forecast. In a speech in Washington today, the President predicted that he would start Thursday "full of beans" after going for his usual jog round the streets of the city from 05.00 to 0...
BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...
Energy companies have been in prolonged talks this week following revelations about energy-use during a popular documentary series. In Wonders of the Universe Prof Brian Cox decribed how everything in the universe - including us - is made of stuff...
SANTA MONICA, CA - It seems everyone these days is affected by the turmoil in the Middle East and North Africa. When trouble erupts in these volatile regions of the world, oil prices are surely to be negatively influenced. Consequently, every aspec...
Scientists in Birmingham have been working on a revolutionary new battery technology that is set to change the way we use electricity forever. "For too long," said Matt Baker, "we have been shackled by batteries. As the rest of the technological w...
Those scientist guys Ferrante and Telcher were famous for a brief moment when they created energy from nothing and called it Cold Fusion. The world was amazed and anxious for the near future when energy was free. Other scientists however were...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A new leaked memo has found out that President Obama is not actually a human. By a technicality, this means that Obama was not, is not, and will not be eligible for citizenship of the entire human race, let alone the world's lar...
(Published 2098) - LONDONIA - After JET in the early 2020s finally achieved nuclear fusion, several other generators across the world have sprung up. However, these plants, once thought to be able to run forever, and power the world no matter what...
Google is cancelling its highly successful Perpetual Motion Project, which yielded a functional machine capable of violating the laws of thermodynamics, and thus providing civilization with an unlimited power supply for all of time. The machine,...
Our brilliant, yet modest, reporter, Lady Godiva, caught up with two of her favourite characters today, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough. Both were 'sporting' the fashionable 'South Bank Facelift' hairdo, which tends to leave them looking rather surprised all of the time. When asked about their opinions on the latest news Takwana said, "Well, they've...
After FIFA awarded Russia and Qatar with the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, it has been exclusively revealed that energy bills have dropped dramatically at the football federation's HQ. Compared to last year's massive bill, this year's has only come i...
Bentonville, AR - A former Walmart employee and part-time nutty professor has begun research into alternative uses for the millions of fruitcakes that are returned every December 26th to Walmart. Speaking from the garage of his home on Vista Drive in...
After a long day at work, just when you thought you might want to kick back and relax at home or at your favorite pub, have a couple of cocktails and call it an evening, here come high energy boosting cocktails in a can. Having the exact opposite...
A report released recently by the EPA has caused widespread concern in the world energy community. It revealed that some of its findings concerning energy sources were greatly exaggerated, and serious repercussions could be felt world-wide. A ten...
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