Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
Talent agents jobs are not easy and finding quality entertainers is almost as difficult as finding a doughnut in Michael Moore's home. However, the prudent talent agent can find talent no matter where it comes from. Matthew Schleply, Dead Talent A...
The King of Rock'n'Roll, Elvis Aaron Presley, it set to make a shock comeback to the music scene thirty five years after his death. "We've just developed the technology to reconstitute a whole human being from just a puddle of preserved vomit," sa...
NEW YORK - UPDATE 1 - Elvis is dying again. The robot was signing well when it paused for refreshment. After drinking a sugary 32 ounce soda in New York city, angry mobs of Bloomberg supporters chased the robot down Broadway, carrying 2 liter bott...
SAN DIEGO - Elvis may not be alive now, but if his band has their way, he will be rejoining them by 2014. According to Japanese scientist Yohounddoe Otatiem, a robot that will be indistinguishable from Elvis at a distance of 10 meters will be ready...
The crime epidemic that has hit the once sleepy village of Little Divot reached a disturbing level yesterday after an armed man attempted to rob the local post office. Villagers were left stunned recently after half an ounce of weed and three cann...
Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...
The following notes are taken from case study number 37, vis-a-vis Wendy Box, who has been admitted to ward 15 following over half a century of infatuation with the late American singer Elvis Presley. Elvis Presley first came to the attention of Wendy Box in 1956 when he released the song Heartbreak Hotel. The young Miss Box, then a 14 year old schoolgirl, would pass her free time in the Red Ca...
QPR manager Neil Warnock was left seething after the Premier League refused his request to bring in a goalkeeper on an emergency loan following injuries to Paddy Kenny and understudy Brian Murphy. "Paddy has got an enlarged Gluteus Maximus and his...
Memphis - A small group camping outside of Graceland, supporting the Occupy Memphis protest, was shocked when a limousine pulled up and womans hand holding a cd emerged. Goldie Bolton took the cd and handed it to a member of their group to play in th...
HOLLYWOOD: It was announced today that Bad Dream Studios will be starting production of a remake of the 1964 romantic comedy, Viva Las Vegas. In the original movie, which both critics and fans considered one of Elvis Presley's best, Elvis co-star...
Memphis, Tennessee -- The King of Rock 'n Roll paid a visit to Graceland on the 34th anniversary of his death, bringing with him some advice for America's current top pop star, Lady Gaga. "I'm making more in a day as a ghost than most performers e...
Former First Lady, Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis, has come back from the grave after it's been revealed her daughter will be releasing never before heard tapes discovered during an investigation of a monumental phone hacking scheme from 1963! The...
In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...
Armageddon is a true concept the only problem being it has been misinterpreted by some foolish self-proclaimed prophets for many years. Too many! These ego-driven maniacs who, incidentally, appear to belong to the group "I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure", just do not seem to be able to agree on a date. It is unfortunate that these 'prophets' appear to have missed the whole po...
For the second Sunday in a row, network programming was interrupted for a news flash on May 9th. President Obama appeared on all major networks and cable TV to announce that Elvis Presley had been found alive and well in Pakistan! Obama stated, "F...
As reported earlier today in Afterlife Magazine, a staff medium successfully channeled the posthumous thoughts of Osama Bin Laden in a recent conversation with Elvis, where Bin Laden appears to be disappointed with his newly acquired bevy of virgins.
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