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Funny story: Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

Ex-Lesbian Anne Heche Confesses That Ellen DeGeneres Caused Her To Go Back To Being Straight

VENICE BEACH - Anne Heche has pretty much been out of the Hollywood spotlight since her breakup with Ellen DeGeneres and the svelte blonde says that, that's the way she likes it uh huh uh huh. Anne and Ellen had a flamingly tempestuous relationshi...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession

Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most popular lesbianite couples in Tinsel Town could be heading down Divorce Drive. According to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine there appears to be some marital trouble brewing in the five year marriage between E...

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Funny story: Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar. Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has...

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Funny story: Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

Katie "The Cougar" Couric Finally Lands Her Boy Toy

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Couric, 56, recently talked with Ellen DeGeneres and wondered if she would ever become a wife again. Well her wonderment is over as her boyfriend of 2 years, 4 months, and 13 days, Johnny "Johnny Boy" Molner popped the questi...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres told the entertainment media that she has no idea where in the world the rumor of her having sexual reassignment surgery started. The blonde, blue-eyed comedian, who is married to Portia DeGeneres, sa...

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Funny story: The Ellen DeGeneres - Kris Jenner Feud Heats Up

The Ellen DeGeneres - Kris Jenner Feud Heats Up

HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to take place in Tinsel Town is between talk show host Ellen DeGeneres and reality show star Kris Jenner AKA Mama Kardashian. It appears that 57-year-old Kris stated that she does not like Ellen's talk show because it i...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered

Joan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered

BEVERLY HILLS - Joan Rivers flew from New York City to Beverly Hills to buy a special brand of facial collagen that she can only get on the Left Coast. Rivers who is 80, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and talked about her different...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica

Ellen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica

Ellen DeGeneres is a proud new mom, now that her adoption of an 8-year-old Costa Rican girl is official, DeGeneres' rep tells Celebrity Gossip Magazine exclusively. The girl's name is Selena Gomez Ramirez, born in November 2005, according to the...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres AKA Portia DeRossi-DeGeneres has reportedly confessed that she is fed up with Ellen's incessant flirting. Portia, who at 40, is 15 years younger than husband Ellen, told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that it i...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres: If I Wasn't Married To Portia, I'd Be All Over Katy Perry

Ellen DeGeneres: If I Wasn't Married To Portia, I'd Be All Over Katy Perry

HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry had a hit with her song "I Kissed A Girl" and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres recently stated that she would love to be the Girl that Perry kisses. It is no secret that Ellen was smitten with Katy's rack, which was openly sho...

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Funny story: The Ellen DeGeneres - Portia de Rossi Marriage Has Hit Shaky Ground

The Ellen DeGeneres - Portia de Rossi Marriage Has Hit Shaky Ground

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that there appears to be some unhappy rumblings in the Ellen and Portia DeGeneres marital household. A source close to the talk show host stated that a neighbor recently reported hearing some rathe...

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Funny story: Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know

Queen Latifah To Reveal A Secret Many Already Know

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Queen Latifah has spent a lot of time skirting a certain issue that many in Hollywood already know the answer to. For several years the soul - hip-hop - actress has openly denied that she is a lesbianite. She has stated that just...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres

Honey Boo Gets Into It With Ellen DeGeneres

HOLLYWOOD - The star of TLCs Here Comes Honey Boo, Alana Thompson recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The little seven-year-old in four-inch heels demonstrated to Ellen the way that she walks during her beauty pageant competitions. E...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

Miley Cyrus Unhappy At Haircut Criticism

MARINA DEL REY, California - Miley Cyrus and her fiancé Liam Hemsworth were seen having dinner at The Red Glowing Crab Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey. Cyrus who just recently had the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue cut off her hair and dye...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser

President Barack Obama Names Ellen DeGeneres To Be His Official California Adviser

LOS ANGELES - President Obama flew into Tinsel Town to have a face-to-face talk with one of his biggest financial backers actor George Clooney. Clooney's recent $40,000 a plate fundraiser at his Hollywood Hills mansion helped raise $15.2 million t...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Was Close To Going Down On Ellen DeGeneres: But No Cigar

Michelle Obama Was Close To Going Down On Ellen DeGeneres: But No Cigar

BILLINGSGATE POST - I suppose if it didn't happen at a party hosted by Ellen DeGeneres and the guests weren't predominantly card carrying gay and lesbian Democrats, President Obama's joke about Michelle not going all the way down on Ms. DeGeneres mig...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Tells Ellen DeGeneres That Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Needs To Go Back To Alaska And Stay There!

Ann Coulter Tells Ellen DeGeneres That Sarah "Snowflake" Palin Needs To Go Back To Alaska And Stay There!

HOLLYWOOD - Republican maven Ann Coulter recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and gave her political opinions on all kinds of political issues. The long legged stringy blonde haired Coulter told Ellen that she is tired of hearing that Sar...

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