Bani-Walid, Libya - Citizens defending this stronghold of Muammar Ghadaffi thwarted a recent plot by members of the National Transitional Council (NTC) to infiltrate their city with a giant wooden rabbit. The rabbit, owned by the BBC, had been in...
GENEVA, Switzerland--Now that ousted dictator Muammar Gaddafi is no longer able to set as policy the hating of Christians, Jews, the English-speaking world and Berbers, connections to Libya from all over the planet are creeping out of the woodwork.
London - Their 1969 nuptials in a HMP Broadmoor converted composting lav has cost the nation more than the entire Royal Protection Racket budget since the Silver Jubilee. This weekend spooks are said to be doing their nut amid reports someone's ab...
Colonel Gaddafi has been offered an escape route via the UN. He is to be announced as their VIP, Goodwill Ambassador and will start his new role as soon as they can find him. This is a shock announcement, but the UN largely run by the US (?), feel...
Desert Retreat, Libya: Not since Steve Austin played a 'mere' $6 million dollar man, in the 1970s TV series The Six Million Dollar Man, has there ever been an attempt to remake that long running and popular series... That is until now! They sear...
Moammar Ghaddafi and Condoleeza Rice have been discovered nestled in each other's embrace on the Isle Of Capri. The discovery was made accidentally when two Italian carabinieri were called to the romantic island to investigate reports about a Libyan...
The oil producing facilities of Libya were unexpectedly saved by rats, which chewed through wiring attached to a "Doomsday Device", according to sources in Tripoli. The elaborate underground facility constructed and run by Col. Gadaffi included a...
Representatives from the Libyan provisional government have announced that the next dictator of Libya will be selected using a competitive format modelled upon the American reality show "American Idol" The surprise decision is designed to build cl...
Algiers - Libyan leader and international jewel thief Muammar Gaddafi's valet Fred, his saucier Hedy Lamar, stunt double Charles Boyer, and pampered dogs Hannibal and Mohammed arrived in Algiers Monday, state media reported. The government has inf...
It would be the greatest political comeback since Nelson Mandela went from prison to president. Is it possible that Gaddafi could return from hiding to lead again the country he ruled for 40 years? Surveys have indicated that support for the depos...
As reports come in that former Libyan leader, Colonel Muammar Gadaffi has successfully escaped to Zimbabwe, witnesses report that Zimbabwean president, Robert Mugabe has told Gaddafi to keep his pecker up and always look on the bright side of life.
London - The bouffant back-combed tresses probably kept their bounce and shine through daily indulgence with the Head N Shoulders a Met Police trichologist said today as images of the suspect were posted online. UK media sites named the alleged cu...
In a daring move to smoke out Gadaffi, who since the fall of Tripoli has gone into hiding, the new government of Libya has accepted help from the Playboy Mansions and the generosity of its owner Hugh Hefner. 100 Playboys Bunnies are currently mak...
Common ground has been reached between rebels and supporters of missing Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, with both sides agreeing that he is in need of a hiding. A temporary ceasefire was called over the misunderstanding, with Gaddafi's supporters...
Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp was shocked this morning, to find a DVD arriving in the post, and even more shocked when he played said DVD in his Blu-Ray player. According to reports, the DVD contained an urgent appeal for help from beleaguered former...
Tripoli, Libya - Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi has issued his terms of surrender from his secret compound here. The former strongman and sunglass aficionado provided only one condition for giving himself up to NATO authorities. "I want to join...
Scotland - Images of fallen idol Muammar Gaddafi's decapitated bronze head pictured in a Tripoli kickabout have set off huge tremors at Balmoral Castle. Palace flunkies were ordered to black out the offending pix from Her Majesty's breakfast Red T...
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