Colonel Gaddafi has been offered an escape route via the UN. He is to be announced as their VIP, Goodwill Ambassador and will start his new role as soon as they can find him.
This is a shock announcement, but the UN largely run by the US (?), feel that Gaddafi can do a fine job and the US don't wish to make the same mistakes they made whilst hunting Saddam Hussein. Although there is a slight difference, Saddam had WOMD's, his peashooter, and Gaddafi is just a moron and they tend to fit the role of Ambassadors better, e.g. Tony Blair.
Gaddafi's Inauguration ceremony in New York will be glittered with top names from politics and show-biz. Handing over Gaddafi's VIP contract on stage will be Tony Blair and George Bush.
When asked about Gaddafi's new role Blair gave the following statement:
"This is a monumental appointment because Gaddafi will continue the great work that I and George have done in making the world a sick place and he will make it even sicker!"
Gaddafi's role will be travelling to all European states, the US, Canada, and other democratic countries who have supported him throughout the years by sending him billions for the great work that he did stopping African asylum seekers entering Europe and the rest of the civilised world.
He will also be visiting BP, Shell and Exxon, etc, hoping for even bigger handouts because he still owns Libyan oilfields. All of his travelling will be in a luxury private jet and he will be staying in 6* hotels of course, all paid for by the UN and the tax payers.
This appointment proves one thing; CRIME REALLY DOES F++K++G PAY!
