St Paul, Minnesota - (Rabid Ass Mess): George W Bush's live viedolink address before the GOP convention was the result of a panic reaction following unprecedented UFO activity over the St Paul area during the weekend. Pentagon officials decided th...
(Kansas City KS) A small flying saucer briefly chased Air Force One above the skies of Kansas this afternoon. The UFO was shaped like a golden ball and tailed the president's plane until it was shot down by an F-16. The president was unhurt and s...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) After a loud chat with the First Lady, Bush made public his plans to sell "his" first-class jet known as Air Force 1.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - After going to the doctor, Tony Blair found that he has AIDS. Upon hearing the news, George Bush requested $30 billion to fight the disease in his gay lover.
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has demanded a larger, Government issued airplane. Apparently, the third in line to the United States Presidency feels that she needs something more in line with Air Force One.
Amman, Jordan - (Associated Mess): President Bush's presidential plane Scareforce One had to be quarantined today in the Jordanian capital Amman after CIA tests for Polonium 210 located traces of the toxic material on board the craft.
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