London - It's a script crafted by descendants of Oswald Mosley's Blackshirt Fascists who doshed up plonkers in the Coalition Cabinet. Today a former Hellfire Club treasurer described the Jubilee plot as daft and corrupt as the faux memoirs of Quee...
This is the shattering news just released from Buckingham Palace. The Queen, laying aside her Crown, announced to a startled media - on the brink of a Diamond Jubilee Bonanza - that she had decided that 'we are all in this together' and that the here...
As Britain swelters under cloudless skies and glorious sunshine, Her Majesty the Queen is at the centre of a row over the timing of the heatwave. Retail managers maybe rubbing their hands in delight as supermarkets and garage forecourts throng wit...
London - An offshoot of last year's F**k The Royal Wedding anti-humbuggery club stands to win a million pounds if the Queen drops dead before next weekend's Jubilee shindig. The F**k The Diamond Jubilee! group got odds of 25/1 on Queen Elizabeth p...
A trusted adviser to the Buckingham Palace has said that the Queen has sent Hubby the Duke of Edinburgh on a fact finding tour to a resident meeting in Hulme, Manchester; It is thought he will be acting as a thug to test the 6 new streamlined pow...
London - Nifty use of crafty shoulder pads conceals that 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' look that's plagued Queen Elizabeth ever since her wedding night back in '47. Apparently some nuptial gymnastics on a Buckingham Palace four poster dislocated her a...
London - Proceeds from the gold-embossed 'Donations Welcome' invites were filling up Palace coffers today. Billed as the ultimate despots' photo-op the feast's bound to sanitise some very dodgy despotic profiles. And raise oodles of cash for th...
Windsor - Some of the world's most repugnant Global Piss Process luminaries are heading to Windsor Castle for the Diamond Jubilee freakshow. Top of the list is Elizabeth Windsor, ultimate royal hoaxer and wife of the current Pope. Her star-stud...
London - Last year's royal wedding hexed the economy and plunged the UK into double dip recession 'like wot satirists predicted back in 2008'. Today a new warning by the Bank of England Governor lays blame squarely on the Queen. The octogenaria...
Windsor - Sunday's Sun/Jupiter conjunction at 23 degrees Taurus is scaring the socks off the nation's Usurper Queen. The Russian-born niece of Joseph Stalin is in a terminal face-off with Our Lady of Fatima who first warned the world about Elizabe...
The Queen's favourite breed of dog has gained in popularity during her Diamond Jubliee year. According to Kennel Club figures, after a period of decline, people are showing more interest in Pembroke Welsh Corgis. Inquiries for puppies have incr...
London - Fears she'll suddenly snuff it on live UK TV were doing the rounds at Hellfire Club HQ today. The Illuminatis' cold war shoo-in has been plagued by nightmares since Sunday's tragic 1,000 Guineas that claimed the life of 33/1 filly Gray Pe...
Newbury - Dastardly non-dom terrist Abu Qatada may not be quite so Jordanian as most people think according to latest DNA findings. Apparently he is the rogue spawn of the Queen's sordid shaggings with Shaikh Rashid RIP, late Ruler of Dubai. T...
London - 'A Stalinist fantasy spawned in the Vatican' is how one Beeb father-of-chapel put it today as union members vowed to strike during the Jubilee extended weekend of 1st-5th June in protest at the long-running Palace hoax. Producers, technic...
Windsor - A silhouette of the tragic liner has suddenly appeared crop circle-like on HM's posterior ahead of tomorrow's RIP centenary. Royal apothecaries studying the mole said it bears an uncanny resemblance to MS Balmoral, a 5,186 metric ton dea...
A music festival to commemorate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee has been arranged to coincide with the event on the 5th of June, with the Queen rumoured to be making a surprise guest appearance on the main dance stage along with festival headliners The P...
Queen Elizabeth II is to celebrate her 60 years on the throne by going on the mother of all benders with other members of the Royal family. She is hoping to start the day by getting twatted on champagne in the Bonapartes pub on Buckingham Palace R...
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