As Leonardo DiCaprio tops the movie chart for the third week running with dream theft fantasy flick - 'Inception' the marginally talentless stars of the Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have had some pretty hardcore questions to as...
As the British Film Industry reels under austerity measures introduced by the Con-Dem coalition government, including the scrapping of the UK Film Council - which has funded countless film projects (at least half a dozen, and counting...) - industry...
In a shock announcement from Tinseltown agent Bobby Golightly, the prominent 80's actor Zac Rabbit has died of myxomatosis. Rabbit found fame as Roger, starring alongside Bob Hoskins, in the lead to the 1988 classic 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit', a bi...
Bob Steele rode many horses during his 'oaters' movie career in which he made some 120 films, but his favorite pony was a big roan named "Cattle." Starting his career by doing silent movies, he tried singing in one of the earliest sound movies, "Ridi...
A new Mel Gibson-directed film intends to depict Jesus Christ as a drunken, violent sexist with a propensity for using four-letter cuss words. Gibson says the movie will demonstrate that even Jesus had a few character flaws, and we all-myself in...
LOS ANGELES - Word has it that Angelina Jolie wanted to star opposite Daniel Craig in the English-language remake of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". However producers nixed the idea, opting for an unknown name to take on the role of the tormented...
The Government Minister for the Destruction of Culture, Jeremy Haunt, wants see a tragic ending to the Film Council by eliminating it from existence. 'It will be inspiring' he told an audience of film buffs 'at the end we shall just see an empty...
Angela Lansbury is to star in an all new original remake of a television series originally made years before, which is set to take the TV ratings by storm again on both sides of the pond. In accordance with new industry guidelines which state no...
SAN DIEGO - Vanessa Hudgens the star of TV's The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, as well as the movie series High School Musical has once again hit gold with her latest movie Sucker Punch. The 21-year-old Vanessa stars in the Alice and Wonderland mov...
It has been announced that Top Tory David Davis may find his job on the line after shooting his mouth off in a local pub! Seemingly it all started a few weeks ago when Dave was walking his faithful Rottweiler, Butch, on Hampstead Heath. Finding hi...
Moviegoers the world over have complained about the man in the 2010 film about the A-Team not being the 'proper' BA Baracus. "If that's the proper BA Baracus I'll eat my hat," one film buff told us outside a Manchester multiplex. "Well, I would if...
TARZANA, California - Selena Gomez was visiting a cousin in Tarzana, Flo "Frisky" Fernandez, when she was asked about her latest hit single. She said the song is currently ranked #2 with a bullet. The title of the song is "Ya Know Just Cause I Hav...
Long time prisoner Morgan Freeman has said he is delighted that penpal Nelson Mandela will play him in a new Spielberg blockbuster Hollywood film. Speaking from his maximum security prison cell Freeman said "I'm delighted" Morgan Freeman best kno...
HOLLYWOOD, California - Mel Gibson has had a bad year, and What Women Don't Want isn't going to make it any better, according to this reviewer. The romantic tragedy, set in modern day Malibu Hills, seems atypical at first glance -- from Brave Hea...
Ageing martial arts film star, Jackie Chan, has declared that he wants to use the Holland team from the final of the World Cup final to star in his next movie, World Cup Spy. According to Chan, the film star, he watched the World Cup and was espec...
Famous octopus Paul is to be made into a blockbuster movie directed by Carlton Chews of Lost fame. He will be played by The Elephant Man who shot to fame in the 1980s after his Oscar winning portrayal of John Hurt. Other stars lined up include Los...
After the successful remake of "Rambo" starring Raoul Moat and a cast of thousands it is rumored that we could soon see the remake of, "The Great Escape" wherein the inmates of Broadmoor prison tunnel out en mass via the canteen toilet. Police, F...
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