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Funny story: University to Study The Male Urinator

University to Study The Male Urinator

Seattle, Washington - Doctors at the University of Washington Department of Behavioral Sciences are conducting a study as to why men choose and or, prefer to urinate outdoors.

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Funny story: Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Ted Nugent to Head Homeland Security

Washington, D.C. - Frustrated by mounting criticism over his failure to appoint a Secretary of Homeland Security, President George W. Bush announced this morning that he would name gonzo rocker Ted Nugent to the post.

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Funny story: Red Cross: Tsunami Windfall !

Red Cross: Tsunami Windfall !

WASHINGTON DC (AP) The tsunami disaster in Asia is bringing relief to the professional staff at the American Red Cross. Money is pouring in to the Red Cross in amounts not seen since the wonderful days following September 11, 2001. "We got a lot of...

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Funny story: Bush: "Powell Harboring Nukes"

Bush: "Powell Harboring Nukes"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush launched a UN-led investigation into Colin Powell, stating that the former secretary of U.S. defense is harboring stolen weapons of mass destruction.

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Funny story: Lost Ballots found in bulk mail file

Lost Ballots found in bulk mail file

Seattle, Washington, The ability to place things onto a computer disc has resulted in a box of November second ballots being recorded to a CD and then lost. Frederick Fenwick the local judge for the district that lost the ballots said he wanted to...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld to expand Cabinet, expand Cabinet

Rumsfeld to expand Cabinet, expand Cabinet

Washington D.C.- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a special news conference today to speak his feelings and the role his cabinet will play in the new Bush Administration.

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Funny story: President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"

President Bush announces new Fallujah war game "Fallujahstein"

WASHINGTON - The new Washington, D.C. gaming website, WhiteHouseWarGames.gov, today announced the release of their first software war adventure, Fallujahstein, a multi-player online action shoot-'em-up game, and the first of many ti...

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Funny story: Presidential Election Decided by Fox Reality Special

Presidential Election Decided by Fox Reality Special

Washington, DC- In hopes of more interest in the oncoming election, George W. Bush announced Sunday that both he and John Kerry would be appearing in a surprise live reality special on Fox.

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Funny story: Bush announces gay tax-exempt status in return for gay marriage ban

Bush announces gay tax-exempt status in return for gay marriage ban

WASHINGTON - President Bush announced yesterday that he would not support gay marriage, but that he had signed a bill exempting all gays and lesbians from all future income taxes and Social Security payments. This bill will become law only if...

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Funny story: Secret Documents Confirm that Bush-Cheney Administration Will Create Two Americas

Secret Documents Confirm that Bush-Cheney Administration Will Create Two Americas

Washington, DC--Secret documents unearthed from inside one of George Bush's cowboy boots confirm that if re-elected, the Bush-Cheney Administration will create two de facto Americas within the United States of America.

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Funny story: Paraguay Joins Iraqi Coalition, Launches PR Blitz

Paraguay Joins Iraqi Coalition, Launches PR Blitz

Washington, DC - Today the country of Paraguay announced its support for and participation in the US-led international coalition in Iraq. Plus, in an effort to boost its international popularity, the land-locked South American country has launche...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Washington - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been put on "administrative leave" after admitting to an addiction to emoticons earlier in the week.

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Funny story: Boeing and Airbus "Mate" Aircraft

Boeing and Airbus "Mate" Aircraft

Everett, Washington - Engineers from Airbus and the Boeing Co. have joined forces to mate two of their aircraft and create an entirely new plane. The Boeing Co. is hoping that a 727-800 can be joined with an Airbus 30S to produce an offspring plane...

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Funny story: Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Washington - The first rule of Senate Fight Club is that you do not talk about Senate Fight Club. That was until now. After a report detailing the ultra secret pact between the 100 U.S. Senators was released on Thursday, it seems everyone is t...

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Funny story: Coin-toss coin controversy clouds debates

Coin-toss coin controversy clouds debates

Washington - A major row has erupted between the Bush and Kerry campaigns over what coin denomination to use in the coin toss to determine which candidate will field the first question in the second and third presidential debates.

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Funny story: Cheneys To Divorce; Lynne Admits to "Freedom-Kissing" Democrat

Cheneys To Divorce; Lynne Admits to "Freedom-Kissing" Democrat

Washington, DC--In a stunning turn of events shortly before the one and only Vice-Presidential debate, Dick and Lynne Cheney have confirmed that they will be filing for divorce because Lynne once "freedom-kissed" a boy in high school who gr...

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Funny story: Cheney named Vice-President for Life

Cheney named Vice-President for Life

VP is Bronzed, Guilded, and Cast in Concrete. Washington, DC--President George W. Bush today announced that Vice-President Dick Cheney has been named Vice-President for Life, and that to preseve Cheney for future generations, Cheney has been bronzed and coated in gold leaf, and cast in concrete. "I'm very proud of my Dick," said Bush. "He's done such a superb...

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