It's come to light that local man and talentless occasional TheSpoof.com contributor, Martin Shuttlecock has actually set up a blog - although it appears that having gone thus far, he is utterly devoid of ideas regarding how to proceed with it. Lo...
A 68-year old man has occupied the seat next to the window every time he has made a journey for the the past 60 years. Michael Marzipan, a retired fluffer in the thriving Irish porn industry, says he doesn't care if he's perceived as a 'fucking mi...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock completely lost the plot tonight as he cracked up following Liverpool's 3-1 victory over Manchester United on Sunday. Shuttlecock was distressed to learn that stories about him being distraught about the result were b...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying to kick the cat...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was viciously pranked by long suffering wife, Anne on Saturday night in their Hampshire home. The Shuttlecocks had been relaxing together, spending quality time by him writing a satirical internet satire article about sock kebabs, under an alias, whilst Anne watched the James Cameron blockbuster epic 'Avatar' in HD with surroundsound. During an idle moment, havi...
(Royal Oak, MI - January 21, 2011)…The local community is abuzz today, as area handyman Jim Peterson has initiated a community outreach to garner support for his desperate search to find his missing Dalmatian puppy, Mr. Sparkles. In a patriotic mo...
Just in - Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, who recently with no small degree of hypocrisy, vowed not to enter his own peculiar brand of satirical nonsense on unwary internet surfers in protest at the amount of celebrity smut bollocks currently being pe...
It's just been announced that local man, Martin Shuttlecock, survived a terrifying ordeal on the morning of the 13th of January on his way to work. He hasn't made the story public until now, because it was quite traumatic, and because in his own words, he feels "a bit of a twat." The details of events leading up to the incident are quite complex, but Shuttlecock attempted to condense and presen...
Finally, after what seems like Eons and Eons, the wait for local man Seaton Carew is finally over. It all started in April 2010 when the ex-thespian mistakenly consumed around 600 units of Polish alcohol and found himself arguing with his own shadow. After losing the arguement, the foolish wannabe entrepreneur decided to teach himself a lesson and dialled 999. Seconds later the local street,...
Local Man, and one-time entrepreneur, Seaton Carew today announced he was looking forward to waiting for his new business venture to explode into the public eye now that his seven month wait for his charity work is coming to an end. The charity work, which involved playing dominoes and bingo with old people, finishes on Wednesday and whilst it was sometime rewarding Carew, 41, was not immune to...
BIRMINGHAM - Robert Bates, 24, has declared a full-out war on his local internet service provider, TalkTalk. The ISP, which has been accused of fowl play, and knowingly sanctioning the broadband speed, has already been bombarded with many emails a...
Police are trying to trace the 'thing' shown in the attached image and have requested the assistance of the local community to help. It seems that Mrs. Mary Love from Oxford Green received a phone call late on Friday afternoon from a mysterious st...
Following all the publicity arising from the filming of Channel 4's Reality TV show in the village, Grassington is being inundated with thousands of visitors and inquisitive tourists. Nearly all of them are completely oblivious to the dangers...
YOUR HOMETOWN - As you are sitting at an outside cafe near your place of work/education drinking hot chocolate and eating a muffin, you notice a man looking at you in disbelief. A source close to you, your conscience, says that this man is pretty...
Des Moines, IA - Insurance Salesman Walter Burns is under fire. Burns, an employee at National Insurance, was asked about the weather by a coworker. Burns looked out the window and reported what he saw. "It was sunny. The sun was out," said Bur...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left feeling decidedly sorry for himself this morning after contracting what is thought to be the potentially deadly Umbongo virus. Facing up to the virus with typical male grit, courage and determination, Shuttle...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, was today recovering at home following a harrowing ordeal as he prepared for the Christmas holiday from work by arranging for a colleague to drop him off at a station close to his workplace after his final day at work,...
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