IDA, N.H. -- In early 1973 or maybe it was earlier, in 1954, an armed robber by the name of Tick lumbered into a bank in downtown Svengarden, Sweden. Firing shots as he came in, he took one women and a man hostage, strapped explosive Italian sausage...
The problem with same-sex marriages is the sex of each person. Should we define marriage as a bond between two people who each have the same type of genitals or only as a union of different ones? And what about the genitalia-challenged people, where would they fit? For as long as there have been man and woman, the idea of having one mate has been endorsed. Mostly by women, of course, but t...
Vatican City, Saturday (Rioters) - As the temperature soared in Italy yesterday the Pope launched his annual mid-summer tirade against women after a delegation from the Curia bemoaning the lack of prostitutes on the streets of Rome called on His Who...
KLAMATH FALLS, Oregon - Most of the women who had agreed to travel to Gerald Krein's trailer to disrobe, share intimacies with him, and then hang themselves said they changed their minds as soon as they saw his photo on the Web. Krein, 26, had been p...
CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
UTICA, N.Y. - Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers, who created a firestorm when he suggested two weeks ago that biological differences between the sexes may explain why fewer women succeed in math and science careers, now wants Harvard to stop offe...
Throughout our history, our folklore, generalized descriptions of men and women abound. Women bear children, nurture them, and bake brownies. Men wrestle saber-tooth tigers, fight to possess and protect women, and watch Monday Night Football. Women are delicate, timid, emotional, and nonviolent. Men are hardy, aggressive, logical, and bloodthirsty. Stereotypes, certainly, but our culture is fi...
In any jury trial the breakdown of the jury, as well as the make-up of the individuals, can be critical. In this jury the split is 6 men 6 women but who are these strangers appearing on your television every week?...
Health Secretary Dr John Reid is to introduce a bill in parliament making it compulsory for less attractive women to attend their local pub every evening. The bill is in response to pub landlords who believe that far more product is consumed when men...
Trillion pound in debt and British women are up in arms, defending what they see as their good names. They say they are not to blame for the trillion pound deficit but are in fact responsible for a vibrant economy.
Britain's cyber-spacemen and women are furious that their online habits are being captured - and exposed - for history.
Breaking news that the Atkins diet can affect women's chances of having a baby will come as no surprise to the tens of thousands who have adopted the high protein fad.
New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster.
Opinions, it is said, are like elbows—everyone has two. Well, perhaps there are a few more one-armed men or women out there who have one, but that is the business of fictional characters like Richard Kimble, not me. I am concerned with criticism and you should be, too, because it usually doesn’t amount to a hill of beans what other people think of you. Let me spin a story for you that exemplifies...
(AP) George Bush issued a Presidential proclamation today stating that all women wearing green pants must work on the third floor of the building in which they work. If the building consists of an old part and a new part they must work in the old pa...
Hordes of dieting women rioted yesterday at all major supermarket chains upon learning that Hershey's had ceased manufacturing Tastetations sucking candies.
Women who waste their money on education, etc. were definitely ill-advised. The Jugs industry whether it be the big one or the small one is a field of endeavor that many women should agreeably seek. Take NBC for example, they utilize every advantage they could muster in order to exploit ideas from those dumb women who waste money on education. Guys like Jay Leno, seems to admire those educ...
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