Popular computer game World of Warcraft is more addictive than cocaine, experts have warned. In a report by Sweden's Youth Care Foundation, addiction therapists have described it as 'the most dangerous game on the market', pointing to the case of...
The famous singer and drug addict Whiny Shithouse has returned from her 500 day holiday in the Caribbean. Looking like she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards (surely looking tanned and rested?) Shithouse was reintroduced to her family at Gatpor...
Glastonbury,UK/ Somewhere Adrift in the Mist of Uncertainty - Continued anxiety over the deterioration of the World's fast spreading virus of moral bankruptcy, has now spilled over to the Bastion of the World's Last Chance for Hope: the ever dimini...
A British man caught smuggling cocaine into Venezuela, who admitted smuggling but said he thought he was smuggling diamonds, will today be sentenced by a Venezuelan judge. The man will be given 15 years imprisonment for cocaine smuggling, 10 year...
The U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency in San Diego says a "rookie" drug-sniffing patrol dog on its first night on duty Tuesday helped its handler find a nearly 500-pound load of marijuana, estimated at almost $400,000 street value. The age...
University sports scientists have discovered that athletes can radically improve their performance by using illegal drugs. They say that when compared to athletes that have not taken them, the drug users showed an average improvement of 9%. "When...
In the first notable heroism displayed by John Bull's soldiers, British troops sacrificed life and limb to score some sweet heroin. Hundreds of UK militiamen laid about slain in the spirit by the Afghani white horse. By the time straight soldiers...
With the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) cracking down hard on marijuana users and suppliers, researchers have discovered a synthetic compound that mimics the drugs benefits. Researchers at the University of California Berkeley have discover...
London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-dram...
Government officials have spoken out about their worry of the possible effects of reclassifying ecstacy to a Class B controlled substance. As a result The Home Office has stated that, despite the recommendations of the government's top drug advisors...
Doctor Trevalian Numptee, chairman of the Advisory Board for the Classification of Drugs (ABCD), attempted to prove his point today concerning his suggestion that taking the drug ecstasy is no more dangerous than riding a horse. He rode an eighteen-...
Tuscon, Arizona - (Sinsemilla Mess): The Pentagon has unveiled its latest high tech weapon against pesky Mexican dope fiends currently flooding California with psycho-grade Acapulco Gold cannabis strains. Giant Hummer-mounted laser guns capable of...
The other night Dave and I were watching the BBC AMERICA channel. We stumbled across a program called Should I Smoke Dope? Hooked by the title I was instantly intrigued and wondered why I had not been watching this channel more often. Really? A whole show about pot? We got comfortable on the couch and sent the kids upstairs to play. Neither of them have gone through the D.A.R.E. program at scho...
The Cricket world is reeling in shock at the news that the entire England team were out of their "bonces" on marijuana just before they went into bat for their second innings against West Indies. England were all out for 51 and lost the first Test...
Federal agents taking a second look at the murders of seven people who swallowed tainted Tylenol capsules in 1982 have searched the home of a one-time leading suspect in the still-unsolved case. "I was reading back through the files", stated Lt. D...
White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama's $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and they have few clues as to who may...
Washington DC-- Senators and congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle were stunned by an executive order requiring mandatory drug testing. President Obama signed the order at midnight and by dawn an army of drug testers wearing yellow rain...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
