The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, may be the first Labour PM in British history to be infected with the cringe-making deadly Tory bluetongue disease, it was revealed yesterday.
Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...
The former chancellor of the exchequer, Norman Lamont, is to head a new Conservative push for victory at the next election, with the launch of a 'kink-tank' designed to motivate traditional - yet 'liberal-minded' - Tory voters.
After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.
A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.
In a story that will amaze and bewilder Conservative voters throughout Britain the Spoof claims today that the party is about to self destruct due to a Beautiful lady who has won the heart of it's two most prominent politicians.
Conservative party leader David Cameroon has hit out at the Labour party for being a bunch of "old farts, farting out dated policies". Mr Cameroon recently attacked the Labour party at the dispatch box for being the "Government of the...
The Conservatives will put tea and biscuits at the heart of their campaign to win the next general election.
Speculation is mounting of a dramatic realignment in British politics that will see the Labour Party and the Conservative party unite to form a permanent alliance, and ultimately a new party, the United Democratic Party of Great Britain or UDP.
Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...
In a shock move towards 'justice and fairness', the Conservatives have thrown out David Cameron and replaced him with the television detective Columbo. Mr Columbo takes over immediately, with Cameron taking over at the Department Of The North...
David Cameron, the leader of the Tory party has been moaning about Tony Blair's handdover of power to the next clone.
The Government is to announce plans to close down rural Britain, and to develop super eco-cities, each populated by upwards of 5 million people. The idea was that of new Labour leader Gordon Whatsisname
Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...
OTTAWA (CP) - Conservative Members of Parliament have savagely tried to end parliamentary hearings on their stupid plan to give away Canada's remaining oil and natural gas to the USA, freely admitting that they are covering up the matter.
Record levels of voters turned out yesterday, as seats in the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly and most local authorities outside London were being hotly contested in what had been dubbed
President Bush announced today that he was Borrowing money to Solidify his "Ownership Society"...
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