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Funny story: Tory Bluetongue Virus Threatens PM

Tory Bluetongue Virus Threatens PM

The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, may be the first Labour PM in British history to be infected with the cringe-making deadly Tory bluetongue disease, it was revealed yesterday.

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Funny story: Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...

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Funny story: Tories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director

Tories Launch 'Kink-Tank' - Lamont Named As Director

The former chancellor of the exchequer, Norman Lamont, is to head a new Conservative push for victory at the next election, with the launch of a 'kink-tank' designed to motivate traditional - yet 'liberal-minded' - Tory voters.

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Funny story: US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

US estate agents too fat claims David Cameron

After allegations were made that David Cameron, wide faced leader of the UK Conservative Party, was behind the current economic crash, he has struck back claiming that the real reason was the weight of the American estate agents.

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Funny story: David cameron is to blame for economic crash

David cameron is to blame for economic crash

A report by highly respected slave of Labour, Lord Hutton, has today found that David Cameron is directly responsible for the worlds current economic crisis.

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Funny story: Beautiful lady floors Tories

Beautiful lady floors Tories

In a story that will amaze and bewilder Conservative voters throughout Britain the Spoof claims today that the party is about to self destruct due to a Beautiful lady who has won the heart of it's two most prominent politicians.

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Funny story: Davo C Slams "Government of Living Dead"

Davo C Slams "Government of Living Dead"

Conservative party leader David Cameroon has hit out at the Labour party for being a bunch of "old farts, farting out dated policies". Mr Cameroon recently attacked the Labour party at the dispatch box for being the "Government of the...

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Funny story: Tories unveil new policy direction

Tories unveil new policy direction

The Conservatives will put tea and biscuits at the heart of their campaign to win the next general election.

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Funny story: Labour and the Conservatives to unite

Labour and the Conservatives to unite

Speculation is mounting of a dramatic realignment in British politics that will see the Labour Party and the Conservative party unite to form a permanent alliance, and ultimately a new party, the United Democratic Party of Great Britain or UDP.

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Funny story: Ann Coulter to undergo surgery to have foot removed from mouth; GOP speechless

Ann Coulter to undergo surgery to have foot removed from mouth; GOP speechless

Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...

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Funny story: Columbo New Tory Leader

Columbo New Tory Leader

In a shock move towards 'justice and fairness', the Conservatives have thrown out David Cameron and replaced him with the television detective Columbo. Mr Columbo takes over immediately, with Cameron taking over at the Department Of The North...

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Funny story: Blair in Popstar Style Farewell

Blair in Popstar Style Farewell

David Cameron, the leader of the Tory party has been moaning about Tony Blair's handdover of power to the next clone.

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Funny story: Government To Close Down Rural Britain

Government To Close Down Rural Britain

The Government is to announce plans to close down rural Britain, and to develop super eco-cities, each populated by upwards of 5 million people. The idea was that of new Labour leader Gordon Whatsisname

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Funny story: Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...

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Funny story: Tories Insist On Giving Canada's Last Energy to USA

Tories Insist On Giving Canada's Last Energy to USA

OTTAWA (CP) - Conservative Members of Parliament have savagely tried to end parliamentary hearings on their stupid plan to give away Canada's remaining oil and natural gas to the USA, freely admitting that they are covering up the matter.

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Funny story: Election Results: Politics Still Boring

Election Results: Politics Still Boring

Record levels of voters turned out yesterday, as seats in the Scottish Parliament, the Welsh Assembly and most local authorities outside London were being hotly contested in what had been dubbed

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Funny story: President Re-Finances Ownership Society

President Re-Finances Ownership Society

President Bush announced today that he was Borrowing money to Solidify his "Ownership Society"...

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