The ever escalating degree of confusion in the footballer's WAGs scandals of the last couple of weeks have now become so convoluted, unbelievable and impossible to keep up with that the MTTRU (Media Tittle-Tattle Reporter's Union) has considered lodg...
As Ashley Cole lies in his hospital bed sleeping soundly, little could he dream that his wife Cheryl is waiting patiently beside him with a hammer hidden in her LuLu Guinness handbag ready to break his other ankle! "I'll teach him", Hissed the Non...
Gorgeous Girls Aloud cutie Sarah Harding starts every day in a state of dazed confusion, her close friends informed me a few weeks ago when we weren't desperate for a crap story to print. Now that we are desperate for more meaningless celebrity ba...
When you're hot, you're hot, and right now there's nobody hotter on the planet than our very own Cheryl Cole, who has outshone even the Superbowl. The Girls Aloud star, X-Factor judge, solo artiste, hair product advertising icon, sex symbol, girl...
LONDON - Len Goodman, the senior judge on Britain's dancing reality show, Strictly Come Dancing told a reporter for The Wembley Morning Wire that he wants Vanessa Perroncel to appear as a celebrity contestant. When asked how he felt that Ms. Perro...
LONDON - Well it appears that Dancing On Ice Judge Jason Gardiner has gone and stirred up quite a sh*t storm. Yes, the Aussie judge has most definitely stepped in it this time. Gardiner who has a reputation for his venomously vulgar commentary...
I have fabricated reports that former Girls Aloud singer, Black Eyed Peas supporting act, and soccer wife, Cheryl Cole has declined approaches from fellow WAGS to represent them at times of controversy and sex scandal exposees. As the alleged John...
LONDON - Derek Hough of America's Dancing With The Stars flew to Great Britain to choreograph and dance in X-Factor Cheryl Cole's newest video "Parachute." Hough who is considered to be one of the best dancers in America remarked that he was surpr...
Oxshitt, Slurry - (Ass Mess): A convoy of UK tabloid reporters has jammed the A244 Warren Lane in Oxshott Heath, Surrey amid more squalid revelations in the press about Chelsea and England captain John Terry's love life. The location was once desi...
In the world's most amazing coincidence part six, the winner of the 'Be Cheryl Cole For A Day' competition, run by online file-sharing site www.exclusivenudiepics.web turned out to be...Cheryl Cole. Lucky Cheryl Cole will get the chance to sleep i...
LONDON - Lily Allen has recently announced that she has decided to quit the music business. She pointed out that the fun has gone out of it. She said that when she first started singing people would praise her and give her compliments and it fed...
And so it came to pass that Alex "Rocky" Reid bucked the odds during his time in the CBB house, turned the jeers into cheers, and emerged victorious into the loving arms of partner, Katie Price. Yet despite all the hullaballoo and the hype, the ho...
LONDON - X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was spotted at London's Heathrow Airport with a pair of lips that Mick Jagger, Angelina Jolie, and Lisa Rinna would all be jealous of. Cole was asked about the sudden fullness in her lips but made no comment. Ac...
London - (Girls-A-Lewd): A video of newly re-released German rock group Rammstein's 2001 hit Sonne will see Cheryl Cole parodied as a 'gold dust-addicted Snow White' and her Girls Aloud bandmates as lewd sexually-obsessed dwarves. The reworking of...
The ever attractive and multi-talented Cheryl "Tweety" Cole has rocketed to fabulous fame and fortune time and time again over the last four years and has done it yet again, winning SeX Factor's Contest for the Best Galaxy Class Ass. The Dynamic D...
In a shock claim that stunned many naive people into wishing they hadn't used 'The Mona Lisa' as an example of a photogenic female, art historian Mrs. Cheryl Doleful claimed today that the portrait was actually one of a man. 'La Giaconda', she sai...
London - (Rotters): Cheryl Cole is top of the list of singers dumped by the Grit Awards (an annual pop music awards ceremony) who won't appearing in next month's 30th anniversary show. Organisers said the over-exposed X-Fucter judge had become a l...
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