In a move which has rocked the automobile industry to it's foundations, Volkswagen has announced that it is launching a line of hydrogen powered cars years before this technology was expected to reach production. Volkswagen chief executive offic...
PARIS (AFP)-The president of French car manufacturer Citroen has announced that his firm will begin selling "pre-burned" cars to the European market, to prevent them from being torched by immigrant arsonists.
Domino's Pizza, the nations largest Pizza Delivery Company, has announced plans to turn their delivery fleet into a parcel service also. "We have over 20,000 cars on the roads at any given moment all over this country. That is larger than...
Sacramento - In the wake of a deadly midair collision between a pair of flying bikes, California governor Ahnold Schwarzenegger today outlawed all flying cars and motorcycles. "The public is just not ready" said the Gropester. "If a couple of kids...
Beverly Hills - Hybrid cars get great gas mileage and qualify for generous tax rebates, but the current crop is "Butt Ugly" according to fashion designer Tommy Hilfinger. " When you own a piece of automotive art like a Porsche 911 or...
- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone - Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...
Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.
Indianapolis Indiana The first three cars have been disqualified from the Indy 500. The new winner is Danica Patrick. An anonymous source says that after the mandatory impounding of the cars after the race two of the first three were found to...
DETROIT--In a radical move, General Motors has decided to switch to pedal power for all of its car models in the 2006 model year say top executives at the company, who also unveiled their first pedal-powered model.
Diana, Princess of Wales, had to switch cars after a crash at Pont d'Alma tunnel in the French capital in Paris in August 1997 when driven by chauffeur Henri Paul. Unfortunately, there was only a state of the art ultra high speed French Pa...
Washington, DC, and Detroit, MI--The Big Three automakers today announced that they have developed a revolutionary car that will drive itself.
SYNDICATED FEATURE -- Car owners who prefer to do their own mechanical work can save a lot of money compared to folks who bring their cars to the dealer. Before joining the legions of shade tree mechanics, the average do it yourself person needs some...
Chicago, IL - Only days after surprising her studio audience with new cars, Oprah Winfrey again stunned America by ordering the amputation of each audience member's left leg. The procedures, which mercifully were not aired, were performed by sixty t...
Ford's manufacturing plant in Dearborn Michigan was rocked today, by the discovery that the "testing area" at the end of the production line was severely contaminated. The area, used to run finshed cars, was completely unusable due to...
After his recent tumultuous appearance at a Latino club in LA which resulted in two rabid patients, 24 pneumonia cases, six stolen cars and eight 7/11 robberies known as the Kerry Latino Riot, a restraining order barring Kerry from Latino clubs in LA...
RUGBY, ND (AP) Residents of rural Rugby, North Dakota will not soon forget this July 4th. Cars, pickups, and big trucks started rolling up 4th Avenue at 9 o'clock in the morning. Drivers soon started pulling over and ringing doorbells asking for...
Iraq, June 22, 2004. Fifteen terrorists were killed today in a shootout amongst themselves over the last drivable car in Baghdad. It appears that recent car bombings have completely depleted the vehicles in the area. Joe Pacifico of the lo...
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