After a lot of digging, this reporter has managed to uncover some of Barack Obama's secret past. In this exclusive revelation I have managed to establish that the 47 year old Presidential hopeful used to play the character of "Bert" in Sesame Stre...
Bush Labor Department inspectors who have neglected workers' rights fro almost a decade were scrupulously inspecting the Democratic Campaign proceedings. While every aspect of the convention passed labor laws one serious violation was found. B...
Democratic party insiders say that a victory for Barack Obama in the US Presidential elections in November, will mean some changes at the White House, including its name, and a new coat of paint. Mr Obama, who has been called a Halfrican in some q...
Security men arrested a fat man loitering close to the site where Democratic party Presidential nominee Barack Obama was due to make a speech last night. The man, in his late forties, and weighing around 400 pounds, was taken away in a police veh...
Denver, Colorado - (Bare Ass Mess): Michelle Obama has poo-pooed reports that her husband wears Andrew Christian's newly launched Obama 08 Y-fronts and boxer shorts. "Mah husban's gonna be commander-in-chief; he always goes commando," Mrs O claime...
During the Democratic Convention cable news correspondent and Hard Ball host, Chris Matthews asked for Barack Obama's hand in marriage live on TV after he gave his speech. Matthews had previously stated that when Barack Obama spoke he felt a ting...
Langley, Va - (9/11 Mess): The CIA's President George Herbert Prescott Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) HQ is getting jittery. Its X Files division is panicking ahead of Saturday's Virgo new moon when the planet Venus enters Libra, the sign Just...
Investigations following Senator John McCain's statement that he doesn't know how many houses he owns have revealed that most homelessness in the United States today is the result of evictions from housing owned by the Arizona senator. Although...
In a dramatic end to last night's Democratic National Convention's "Obama Love Fest", Hillary Clinton, with sweat lining her fevered brow, an ecstatic gaze that seemed to puzzle Bill, and with body language that made Congressmen blush, declared, "Bar...
Denver, Colorado - (Extraterrestrial Mess): A mystery UFO buzzed Denver's Pepsi Center today amid breaking headlines in a Californian celeb paper claiming John F Kennedy Junior faked his fatal 1999 airplane crash. The La FagHagSlagMag story broke...
Denver, Colorado Beetle - (Up Yer Arse Mess): Former UK Labour Party gingernut tosser Neil Kinnock has been hired by US presidential wannabes Barrack Obama and Joe Biden to plagiarise for them ahead of their November 2008 dreamticket campaign. Kin...
Denver, Colorado - (Fetid Ass Mess): "The whole thing stinks to high heaven of yet another Ratzinger alien implant," Dave Skank, political editor of LA FagHagSlagMag, said today as Barack 'B.O.' Obama schmoozed his Opus Dei Veep in front of a credul...
More than one person noted that Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Barack Obama used plagiarism in delivering a speech to the Democratic National Convention. What did he copy? The famous Gettysburg Address delivered by President Abraham...
The next time you visit the nation's capitol, would you like to see the FedEx Washington Monument? What about the ABC News White House? How about taking a summer vacation to the Goodyear Grand Canyon? What about McDonald's Yosimite National Park?...
The Democratic National Convention opened with the Revelation that their nominee Barack Obama is the Anti-Christ. Delegates, Super Delegates, and other party members and press cheered at the announcement that their charismatic candidate was the rebi...
The Democratic National Convention opened in Denver, Colorado to excited shouts of "Obama, Obama, Obama" from the press rooms. Outside of the media areas, tones were still excited but also a bit controversial. The number one topic of discussion i...
Sen. Hillary Clinton has announced herself as running mate for Sen. Barack Obama. The Democratic senator was long considered a likely choice for vice president, though some feared Obama might do something stupid like pick a fellow northeasterner a...
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