Writers at popular news website TheSpoof.com were involved in heated discussions this morning over the issue of whether or not the site was set to become the next victim of the ever-unfolding and relentlessly-expanding Empire of the Gays. TheSpoof...
It was a funny day. Not in a; 'funny ha-ha!' way - a bit more like a: 'What the hell was that all about? That was really horrible!' way. Strange day, the day my mate's head exploded. When I say 'my mate,' I don't mean that too literally; I mean, I never invited him to come round to my place and kip on the sofa or anything. Or ever loaned him my last tenner - nothing like that. But I knew him, a...
It's one thing to be cock of the walk on the top spoof writers table. It's another thing to always have to give in to an argy-bargy with the missus with the words - "Yes Dear". Frustrated with being low man on the totem pole in the family nest, t...
Oh my, there is so much pain in this world of ours that The Spoof is the place to be. Anyone who is reading this and is not yet a Spoof Writer - but is a READER - you obviously have opinions. Come join the Spoof. It is just like the REAL world. Not everyone agrees with everyone and yet you have the opportunity to 'speak your mind'. Life is not easy for any one of us and in the 'pages'...
And now IMAGINARY NEWS: In a dramatic development, a well-known imaginary man walked out on an imaginary kingdom yesterday, abandoning his imaginary friends and enemies. For many years, the man - known as 9991bookS because he likes to keep an exte...
In a surprise move by NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, fighting and the use of abrasive language has been banned from all sanctioned hockey games for the remainder of the 2011 season and beyond, while players who enjoyed that particular piece of the co...
Back by popular demand, here is yet another great oldie to add to your collection. While most of us know the tune to the Kinks' "Apeman" song, I am linking it here to help you fit my words to the melody, with a slight variation. Kinks' "Apeman" Aged Man (Sung to the Kinks' "Apeman" I know I am growing older cause my hair is getting gray like an octogenarian. But I'm hanging onto...
Loved by the bourgeoisie; hated by the proletariat; despised by self-righteous class abjurers - she who will be Queen of England celebrates her last birthday on Sunday, as a commoner before she officially becomes British royalty. It is understood...
LONDON - In a landmark decision today, News Corp, owner of The Times, The Sun and FOX News has bought out Britain-based satire site TheSpoof.com. As part of the deal, all current Spoof writers will be paid wages - i.e. £500 ($777) per story posted...
LONDON - TheSpoof.com has several hundred readers, some of whom do not understand the wit and social commentary produced by the 200+ writers. "I don't know who a Senate is," said Chanel White. "If they talk more about drugs, then maybe I'd read th...
The majority of Spoof Writers are wanting to form a Union. The major issue concerning these Spoof Writers is the appalling conditions in which they work. A large number of writers work in dank, dark basements, tapping away at their keyboards by candlelight. They have no running water and feel isolated from the real world speaking online only to fellow spoofers. Others have to use their l...
Somewhere in the bowels of a medieval nunnery... "There, there now Marsha is a lovely name, so much better than Mark." "But you don't understand sister Margo, I'm not cut out to be a nun, I'm an....I'm an..." "Yes, go on my child.." "I'm an evil internet Spoof magazine editor! There, now you know. I'm very powerful back in London you know, they all fear me." "Oh my dear, you must no...
Spoof editor Sir Mark Lowton announced today that he had cleared his storage bank of unclaimed stories on New Year's Eve, thereby beating the increase in the VAT tax by a mere 24 hours! "Well, " said Lowton, licking the remnants of a well aged che...
TheSpoof.com was mildly interested to see 2 of its less popular writers return to spoof writing, after a daredevil escape from the HM Holloway Prison. Collins, aged 92, and Dutton, aged 91, had spent the prior 9 months to the escape fashioning a h...
This morning, a well known Spoof Writer awoke to hear snoring under his bed. He was shocked and amazed as he didn't remember picking anyone up at the pub the night before. Astounded and perplexed, he slowly got down on his knees in order to take...
Police arrest five suspected Christian militants for planning to attack a newspaper that printed amusing stories about Jesus, Son of God. Following tips received early yesterday, police raided a semi-detached house at 2 a.m. this morning. It wa...
The story of the Three Wise Men is told every Christmas holiday season but no one is really certain that the story has any basis in reality. This makes such a story ripe for a satirical slant. Therefore, without further adieu, I bring you "The Three Wise Men of the Spoof." And it is told that in ancient times (or at least back in 2003) there was and had been a young man who believed in nothing...
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