December 29, Taxes - Bush said that he needs more time for consultation before he finalizes and announces the new Iraqi policy.
Former Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein was put to death by hanging early this morning. No sooner did the noose snap his neck than the Iraqi people celebrated by dancing in the street singing "Ding Dong the King is Dead" and praised George W...
BAGHDAD - The Defense Department has recruited hundreds of American carnival "geeks" to instill courage in the fledgling Iraqi Army, according to U.S. military sources.
WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
Iraq - All the NATO troops in Iraq staged a walk out on the war today. The surprising result has been nation wide peace. Today, there were no car bombs, no IEDs exploded and no sniping to report and it appears without opposition there is little resis...
WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to staunch the continuing violence in Iraq, the White House has announced plans to send a team of special NRA advisers to Baghdad in the coming weeks. These teams will work with local law enforcement and citizens' g...
WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney died in Iraq last week trying to defuse a roadside bomb while serving in the Army under an assumed name.
(Washington--D.C.) In a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq. And with a survey question also including belief in the Grinch and Snoopy, the number rose to 58%. The White House was quick to...
Washington, D.C. - George Bush stated, Wednesday, that the results of the Iraq Study Group would not influence his decision on how to deal with Iraq. "Its not something that you study," Bush remarked, at a press conference. "We need...
"We're going to play hardball with these pesky insurgents", announced President Bush today at a congressional hearing on the war in Iraq, "how can you run a decent war if the opponents don't fully cooperate?"...
The White House has written a critical letter to Oxford University (authors of the Oxford dictionary) demanding the immediate removal of the phrase 'civil war' from all their editions and texts. A copy of the letter has also been sent to Camb...
Hollywood, D.C. - With car bombs going off in neighborhoods throughout Iraq like corn popping in a kettle, NBC gingerly stepped forward and announced that the insurgency in Iraq was now a civil war; much to the wrath of the White House.
(Los Angeles--CA) Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, the love that was to last for eternity, or at least for another season of Chaotic, couldn't make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. But today Britney Spears told reporters why. The...
James A. Baker III, the Republican co-chairman of the bipartisan panel reassessing Iraq strategy for President Bush, said that he expected the panel would depart from Mr. Bush's repeated calls to ''stay the course,'' and he stron...
WASHINGTON, Oct. 12, 2007 -- President Bush said today that he was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize with "humility and gratitude" and hoped to draw the Iraqi people "into our sewing circle."...
Vice president Dick Cheney, on Monday, called on all Americans to grab their guns, and come to Iraq. "If we are going to control their oil, we've all got to come over here, and get it. There are more of us, than there are of them," he...
Heather Mills has said she constantly is 'praying' for the safe recovery of 15 trapped Polish miners. Speaking on CNN, Miss Mills said, "I know rescuers in southern Poland are battling to reach those men, I am in constant contac...
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