Bush Proposes Nuking Iraq

Funny story written by Evan Essence

Monday, 4 December 2006

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Many groups are opposed to the decision

Washington, D.C. - George Bush stated, Wednesday, that the results of the Iraq Study Group would not influence his decision on how to deal with Iraq. "Its not something that you study," Bush remarked, at a press conference. "We need to find a new way forward, to bringing Democracy to Iraq, which will shine brightly throughout the Middle East."

"We have told them repeatedly, that they need to become a Democracy. But they are not listening, and my patience is running thin. At this point, the best thing to do is wipe the slate clean, and start all over, again."

The proposal calls for using a new improvement in neutron bombs, developed by the pentagon, which wipes out people, but leaves oil wells standing. It has been suggested, that once the radiation dissipates, the country could be opened up for repopulation, by Israeli settlers.

"The Isrealis already believe in Democracy," Bush added, "so there would be no need to convince anybody of anything, and at last we will have succeeded in bringing Democracy to Iraq."

In Boston, a group of presidential hisorians are meeting, and are debating how it is that the stupidest person in the country, ever ended up becoming the President of the United States.

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