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Funny story: Bush Selects American Airlines to Demonstrate "Trickle Down Economics"

Bush Selects American Airlines to Demonstrate "Trickle Down Economics"

American Airlines is announcing that, this month, its top executives will split close to $200 million in stock bonuses while workers will get nothing. The profit for American Airlines last year was $231 million.

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Funny story: Mothman Found Running a McDonalds

Mothman Found Running a McDonalds

After years of searching, scientific and paranormal researchers finally discovered what happened to the Mothman of Point Pleasant, WV.

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Funny story: Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Early this morning, Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital, having severe abdominal pains. Suspecting that he had swallowed another roll of hundred dollar bills, they quickly rushed him into emergency surgery. After determining that Vice Presiden...

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Funny story: Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson Demand Ellen Degeneres' Job

Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson Demand Ellen Degeneres' Job

Rev. Al Sharpton and Rev. Jessee Jackson were outraged at a comment made on air by Ellen Degeneres. They are now demanding that NBC network officials fire her over her racist remarks.

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Funny story: Tawad and Jihad Brigades Linked to the Bush Administration

Tawad and Jihad Brigades Linked to the Bush Administration

(CMM) - The BBC said Sunday it is "deeply concerned" about an unknown militant group's claim that it has killed a BBC reporter who had been kidnapped last month in Gaza.

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Funny story: Russians Take Lead from Bush

Russians Take Lead from Bush

MOSCOW (Routers) - When activists gathered near the Kremlin in Moscow Saturday to protest President Vladimir Putin trampling on their democratic freedoms, the Russian authorities took the lead from the Bush Administration's handling of protestors...

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Funny story: Aliens Return Home Disgusted

Aliens Return Home Disgusted

Saturday evening, aliens from the planet MLi2x3 left Earth, disgusted.

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Funny story: George Bush Declares War on Israel

George Bush Declares War on Israel

In his Speech to the Nation, President George Bush declared war on Israel. The President declared, "You can just look at a picture of Jesus and tell he's a member of Al-Qaeda. Look at him. He looks like Osama Bin Laden. Besides, you can t...

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Funny story: Billy Graham Calls for Eddie Murphy to be Fired, George Bush Comments

Billy Graham Calls for Eddie Murphy to be Fired, George Bush Comments

Following the recent outpour calling for Don Imus' job, Rev. Billy Graham called for Eddie Murphy's job, citing the frequent use of anti-white racist language. He also intends to address the jobs of Chris Rock and almost every other African-...

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