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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid

Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

Alex Ferguson Injured, Ruled Out For Season

In a very rare occurrence in professional sports, Manager Alex Ferguson, is the latest Manchester United man to succumb to injury.

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Funny story: Naked Wayne Rooney - Scare tactics

Naked Wayne Rooney - Scare tactics

Wayne Rooney is to be pictured on the Manchester United Web Site stark naked in an attempt to intimidate opposing teams it has been revealed.

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Funny story: Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.

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Funny story: Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Dream Team Set For Xmas No. 1 Spot

Forget the X-Factor or Take That as the possible Christmas number one this year as nasty bit of work, Simon Cowell, has hatched a plot to bag the coveted slot for his new signing.

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Funny story: Shrek will have live actors

Shrek will have live actors

DreamWorks have announced a breakthrough deal that will see the first live action adaptation of the Shrek franchise.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney - "Don't Call Me Postmodern!"

Wayne Rooney - "Don't Call Me Postmodern!"

Soccer starlet Wayne Rooney today insisted he is a reflective-eclecticist following recent newspaper allegations that he had embraced the tenet of (19th century philosopher) Friedrich Nietzsche in his role as the grandfather of Postmodernism.

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Funny story: Rooney Joins Man Yooney

Rooney Joins Man Yooney

I would like to start off by saying that as a measure of my regard for Wayne Rooney no attempt at humour will be made. Wayne is a credit to us all. He has shown loyalty to Everton, Colleen and everything else that has touched his young life. He has e...

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Funny story: Rooney loses out on Sports Personality award after attack on Wilkinson

Rooney loses out on Sports Personality award after attack on Wilkinson

Football goldenboy Wayne Rooney sensationally forfeited the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award last night - after headbutting eventual winner Johnny Wilkinson just moments before the live event was aired.

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