Act 2 Scene 1 Interior - Blakey's office. Inspector Blake is sitting at his desk reading from a sheaf of paperwork. His expression is one of incredulity. He is talking to himself as he reads... BLAKEY - Hurrrr! Hurrrrr! They've gotta be 'avin' a larf innit? Sick? Sick? Eighteen staff I've got off on the sick right now. Not one of 'em's genuine. I'll 'ave em. I'll 'ave the bleedin' lot of 'em...
So, you want to write a spoof story, eh? Finding it hard to come up with something to rival the works of Inhopeless, and of his e-colleagues, like <censored> and <censored> and the former spoofer Censored? Well, this guide will get your hypothetical and proverbial ball rolling: 1) A good headline. Write the blandest, most boring, most ill-worded title ever. You'll get kudos fo...
BIRMINGHAM - Inhopeless, a spoofer, was told to 'chillax'. The spoofer had written some self-critical and experimental work that was just wierd. He has also wrote about Price Wars, and the declining standards of movies in the future. "The gu...
There was real excitement in Bangkok this evening when a writer on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com was witness to an incident that proves, almost beyond any reasonable doubt, that one of the site's members is a faster reader than another.
BIRMINGHAM - Spoofer Inhopeless cannot find a cool story to write about. TheSpoof.com writer, who likes stuff, is having writer's block. The writer's block occurred when, after a spree of writing stories, the Spoofer could not write no more.
BIRMINGHAM - Local man, Bill Smiths, had read a story on popular user-generated site TheSpoof.com "I mean, the headline was slightly funny," he said. "It did make me smirk a little." After reading the headline, he read the opening sentence whic...
Financially neutered tax preparation company H&R Block -- the company who has been sued by the Attorneys General of 41 states over various consumer protection issues-- has pulled their advertising from MTV's kiddie-porn show "Skins", just weeks...
The Spoof today has been overwhelmed with reports of stories and snippets being literally "stolen to order" by a hong-kong based website. Sources in the recycling of news industry, where newgolden-jewelry are considered an industry leader, today...
News reached the offices of The Spoof this morning that the man who survived this plunge, is indeed a Spoof Writer who wishes, at this point in time, to remain anonymous. Apparently, he landed on his head, saving him from certain death, which woul...
Yes, I am not ashamed to admit that I am a Susan Boyle fan. NOT a fanatic..but a fan. It may sound so very strange to some readers - but Susan Boyle is the woman who brought me to the pages of The Spoof and, to Susan Boyle I will remain eternally greatful. She will probably never ever know this fact...but that's ok. Susan Boyle doesn't have enough time in her life to understand the impa...
The Scientific World and, indeed the World of Spoofers, have been shaken by the finding that more and more Spoof Writers are beginning to walk UPRIGHT. Fans of Spoof Writers have been following their 'favourites' and taking photographs and video...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - A story written by Spoofer Inhopeless uses self-referential humour in order to gain thumbs-up for the story. He has aptly called it This Is The Headline of the Article, Which Appears in the Article. The article follows the id...
It seems that two writers for satirical on-line publication TheSpoof.com have finally had enough of the Mail On Sunday and are planning a sit-in next Tuesday in a venue yet to be determined in protest at the MOS's blatant spoof Sherlock Holmes story.
Recent reports about the Spoof Group hostile take-over have proved unfounded. In a recent report, it was suggested the Spoof Group was ready to be bought out by rival news group StrandNews. It was believed that political pressure from Wiki-Leaks coul...
Shares in the pretend newsgroup The Spoof rocketed to an all time high today amidst rumour of a proposed taker over by media giants StrandNews Ltd, owners of highbrow British daily papers like The Sun, The Star and The mirror. Although acknowledg...
PARK CITY, UTAH - Every year Robert Redford's legendary Sundance Film Festival showcases more and more indi-films that are top-heavy with A-list talent. Each of which seems ultra-anxious to make more than just the usual splash, as they collectively hit the sometimes slippery slopes of critical opinion. And, by doing so, insure that they'll get a quality, hipper than thou seal of approval, head st...
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange dropped yet another bomb as he announced he would be revealing millions of dollars in unreported income earned by 'hack' writers on The Spoof.com aided and abetted by the site's editor Mark " Lil Madoff' Lowton! Ap...
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