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Funny story: Obama connects with white voters by eating iceberg lettuce in his grilled panini while Michelle stays home to polish his tarnished halo

Obama connects with white voters by eating iceberg lettuce in his grilled panini while Michelle stays home to polish his tarnished halo

INDIANA - Telling his staged barn audience that "I'm just like ya'll" Barack Obama, showing his half-white side, said he often chose iceberg lettuce over arugula in his toasted prosciutto and asiago cheese...

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Funny story: Shortage of fast-foods causing riots, instability and anarchy in America

Shortage of fast-foods causing riots, instability and anarchy in America

From Los Angeles to Las Vegas; from Seattle to Savannah; from Tallahassee to Tijuana or from Boise to Birmingham, the story is the same. Soaring costs and excessive shortages of fast-foods have caused bitter, antipathy-ridden, religious, gun...

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Funny story: Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Oprah-Michelle Obama catfight! Oprah calls Barack "my husband"; Michelle screams "Ya'll get off ma man!"

Ever since she openly endorsed Obama, Oprah has seen her popularity fizzle. First it was her angry fans - middle-aged white women - who happen to be Hillary Clinton's biggest supporters - who lashed out at her.

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Funny story: George Bush weeps like a baby as he pins Medal of Honor on himself

George Bush weeps like a baby as he pins Medal of Honor on himself

WASHINGTON - Commander in Chief and War President, George 'Dubya" Bush sobbed like a baby as he pinned the Medal of Honor on himself.

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Funny story: Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

BUTTE-MONTANA: Standing before his cheering, adoring fans, soon-to-be POTUS - Barack (I'm so full of hot air) Obama, launched into a frenzied defense of his patriotic

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Funny story: Latest US poll confirms: Americans are not racist; they're just misogynists

Latest US poll confirms: Americans are not racist; they're just misogynists

WASHINGTON: Well-known US pollster John Zigzag has just confirmed what the American media has always known but clearly avoided mentioning.

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Funny story: Texas taco shop owner claims Obama's image can be seen in tortilla

Texas taco shop owner claims Obama's image can be seen in tortilla

ALAMO, TEXAS: Miguelito Gutierrez, owner of Taco Delicioso told reporters outside his taco-shack that the image of Barack Obama appeared on a tortilla when he pulled his stack out of the oven.

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Funny story: Michelle Obama caught shopping for tiara at Tiffany's - "Gotta get ready for our coronation" she tells reporters

Michelle Obama caught shopping for tiara at Tiffany's - "Gotta get ready for our coronation" she tells reporters

Barack Obama's wife, Michelle Obama, was caught shopping for expensive tiaras at New York's famous Tiffany's jewelry store.

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Funny story: Texas Republicans vote for Obama to keep Hillary out of White House

Texas Republicans vote for Obama to keep Hillary out of White House

ALAMO, TEXAS: Hordes of pro-Obama American media have arrived at this historical site itching to celebrate Hillary's downfall. Headlines have been written, post-mortem articles are waiting to be...

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Funny story: Why is Obama invincible? Dope-smoking 'Rent-a-Fainters' at Obama rallies contributing to his rise in polls!

Why is Obama invincible? Dope-smoking 'Rent-a-Fainters' at Obama rallies contributing to his rise in polls!

ON-THE-STUMPS, USA: Senator Obama's rallies complete with his preacher-like rhetoric, oratorical flourishes and fainting damsels have become the talk of the circuit. In fact, m...

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Funny story: Obama leads Clinton, McCain among urban, suburban and turban voters.

Obama leads Clinton, McCain among urban, suburban and turban voters.

After the big brouhaha raised by the release of a photograph showing Barack Obama in traditional Somali dress complete with headgear; and the ensuing howls of "racism" levelled by his camp against the Clintonites - comes wo...

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Funny story: Barack Hussein Obama endorsed by Osama bin Laden

Barack Hussein Obama endorsed by Osama bin Laden

Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has endorsed Barack Hussein Obama. Speaking from the confines of his cave somewhere on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border bin laden said:...

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Funny story: US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"

US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"

MUSHARRAF-A-BAD, PAKISTAN: The recent elections in Pakistan delivered an overwhelming blow to ex-Gen-Mush and his cronies, yet the sulking, deluded Prez refuses to budge.

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Funny story: Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".

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Funny story: Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

Brangelina's twin-pregnancy shocker! Angie collapses in mid-flight!

LONDON: It was prescient TheSpoof.com writer shea lo who first reported on Brangelina's pregnancy in

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Funny story: Barack Obama's "Audacity of HYPE" fails to win Super-Duper Tuesday

Barack Obama's "Audacity of HYPE" fails to win Super-Duper Tuesday

On a night when there wasn't even a decent movie worth watching on TV - Super-Tuesday emerged a big winner in the "circus entertainment" genre.

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Funny story: Now Tom Cruise wants Britney Spears to marry him and 'have his baby'

Now Tom Cruise wants Britney Spears to marry him and 'have his baby'

Amidst strong denials by Tom Cruise's camp that Katie Holmes gave birth to daughter Suri after being impregnated with sperm from Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, comes word that Tom Cruise has been scouting out Britney Spears.

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