New Jersey, June, 2007: Atop the statue of Liberty, the former Prime Minister declared his love for seagulls amidst a storm of controversy over the 'Oil for seagulls' program.
Taciturn Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown has denied recent rumours that he has been approached by James Cameron to play the part of never-popular cultural icon Flash Gordon.
Today in rather strange circumstances ex PM Tony Blair was found squatting in an abandoned flat...
TONY Blair may be about to encounter one of the most troubled political scenes in the world as Quartet peace envoy to the Middle East, but he's none too welcome back in Downing Street if reports from the start of the Brown years are to be believed.
Many think Tony Blair makes them ill, but proximity to Tony Blair is not responsible for the symptoms of ill health some blame him for, a major UK study says.
There has been speculation about what, if anything, Tony Blair is going to do, now that he's stepped down from the big job in Downing Street.
Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): As he flies to Jerusalem tomorrow on the first leg of his Global Piss process mission bankrolled exclusively by ex-Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar, Tony Blair faces being stitched up by...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - George Bush held a press conference today walking holding the hand of his fiance', Tony Blair. President Bush hoped it would dispel rumors that he was seeking a new lover.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New World Earth - The Bush/Blair wedding was delayed once again because of the concert for Diana in London where Sir Elton John performed.
Scotland Yard detectives were following up leads to the identity of the terrorists responsible for the car bomb that was defused by the bomb squad in London's West End in the early hours of this morning.
London - (Ass Mess): Ex UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has confirmed that he has been rehired by the GOP after officially standing down from his London day job.
The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...
London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-peerages cops have quizzed ex-UK Prime Monster for the third time this week and finally formally read him his rights as his solicitor demanded.
In a move that reminded political historians of the evacuation of the White House by Jimmy Carter, Gordon Brown entered the Prime Minister's residence on Downing Street to find it empty.
Tony Blair resigned as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Great Britain. The announcement caused mixed reactions from the world political community and great sorrow at the White House.
Former Premier Tony Blair has been arrested on suspicion of selling his job as Prime Minister to his former Chancellor and party colleague Gordon Brown.
London - (Ass Mess): The World Religious Council has issued a statement in London today noting the daft irony of Blair's exit from office on the christian feastday of Our Lady of Perpetual Sucker.
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