Prince Harry has been told that he will not go to do army stuff in Southern Iraq as it is too dangerous.
Following much discussion, Prince Harry's unit has finally deployed to Mahiki in London last Saturday night.
Beaming Generals emerged from a high level Army meeting today with the announcement that Prince Harry will go to Iraq, but not to fight. He is to join a Concert Party.
Whitehall - (Rotters): The news that Prince Harry isn't going to Iraq has been announced by General Sir Richard Donut who admitted the decision had been taken in the light of a number of "specific threats" by the Prince.
Prince Harry, the son of James Hewitt, will not be sent to fight in Iraq, says the head of the British Army in an announcement made last night from a bunker deep underneath London.
In a bizarre accident, Prince Harry has chopped his left hand off with an axe.
Windsor - (Ass Mess): Clearly unfazed by recent romantic disappointments Prince William has financed an innovative internet-integrated strip club in a former pub called the Windsor Castle just yards away from his army barracks and asked brother Harry...
The world was rocked yesterday when news that the late King Charles of England, was brought back to life from his frozen haven. Only to find that his ears had been well… chopped off.
THE Ministry of Defence and Buckingham Palace press offices are filled with red-faced, wheezing, heart-attacks-waiting-to-happen after the truth about the posting to Iraq of up-and-at-em Royal bullet magnet Prince Harry was revealed this week.
Carole Middleclass, the mother of Prince William's ex-girlfriend Kate Middleclass, is in the news again after it emerged that she was the main reason behind her daughter's premature Royal bre...
Prince Harry will be sent to Iraq, chief of war-mongering, General Sir Les Avvum, announced this morning, despite fears that his overt gingerness may make him a target for Iraqi militia.
London - (Ass mess): The Pretender to the Throne's gingernut son Harry has threatened to join Al Qaeda if he is stopped from going to Iraq because of the offside rule that says he would be a massive liability to the rest of his platoon chums.
Prince Harry was today said to be thrilled at landing the lead role in acclaimed play Equus. The palace is said to be behind the move, in a last ditch attempt to avoid Harry being shipped to Iraq. Privately, Prince Philip is said to have declared, &q...
Third in line to the British Throne, Prince Harry, said today that if he isn't allowed to go to Iraq, he will "drag my sorry ass out of the Army". Harry, 23, dragged his sorry ass into the Army in 2005,...
London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II got more than she bargained for on a recent visit to the Albert Square set of BBC soap EastEnders, for, as well as a guided tour and a gin & tonic at the Queen Vic, she returned home wi...
Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...
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