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Funny story: Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Iranian condiments found in Iraq

Baghdad - Today in front of hushed reporters in Baghdad's heavily fortified American hideaway known locally as the "green zone", General Aaron P Funkemeyer of the US marine corps produced what he claimed was definitive evidence that Ira...

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Funny story: Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

Blair's Big Brother says Forest Gate Fiasco was Beard-based

An independent inquiry into the Forest Gate Fiasco has unearthed some shocking hairy undercurrents of racism, and provided new insight into the workings of Britain's Police Force.

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Funny story: Bush announces new "Cannon Fodder" plan for Iraq

Bush announces new "Cannon Fodder" plan for Iraq

In a speech to the American people last night, President George W Bush announced his new radical plan for Iraq which he named as "Operation Cannon Fodder".

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Funny story: Condi Chokes on MRE and Vomits on US Troops During Surprise Visit to Iraq

Condi Chokes on MRE and Vomits on US Troops During Surprise Visit to Iraq

BAGHDAD IRAQ - While on a surprise visit to Iraq Condi Rice sat down with troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE by a troop sitting next to her. With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch that she had brou...

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.

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Funny story: White House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries

White House Vows to Investigate "mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries

A fierce struggle between allied forces and Moslem militants which flared last month over a misunderstanding involving U.S. men's toiletries is becoming focussed on a municipal toilet facility in Najaf.

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Funny story: Cheneys To Vacation In Iraq

Cheneys To Vacation In Iraq

Insisting he isn't delusional, Dick Cheney plans to spend a two week spring vacation with wife, daughter and grandchildren in Iraq. Even pregnant daughter Mary intends to go along, and not to be outdone by the birth of Angelina Jolie's child...

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Funny story: Turds and Shites reach settlement in Iraqi Government Coalition

Turds and Shites reach settlement in Iraqi Government Coalition

Baghdad- 'It is a great day for this great country' said US Secretary of State and hot chick Condaliza Rice. The leaders of the Shite community and the Northern Turds, got round the table today and agreed that they would stop pointing their g...

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Funny story: Bush Asks for One More Chance to Slaughter American Troops

Bush Asks for One More Chance to Slaughter American Troops

During his State of the Union Address on Tuesday, George Bush called on all Americans to give him one more chance to send American troops into harms way in Iraq.

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Funny story: White House declares "Time Machine" is best solution for Iraq.

White House declares "Time Machine" is best solution for Iraq.

Late last night, President Bush signed an order approving funding for a multi-billion dollar research initiative for wormhole and time space singularity. The program will be headed by applied physicists at UC Berkely, CalTech and M.I.T. The goal as s...

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Funny story: Intern admits to being the cause of Iraq War.

Intern admits to being the cause of Iraq War.

Shelly Angel, a 22 year old former intern of President George W Bush, admitted this afternoon that the Iraq war was caused when Bush was unable to achieve an erection after she snapped her pink thong in his face.

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Funny story: 'Jesus Guides My Iraq War' Says George Bush in State of the Union Address

'Jesus Guides My Iraq War' Says George Bush in State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George W. Bush claimed that Jesus Christ guides his Iraq oil war in his sixth State of the Union address which he delivered on Wednesday evening. The speech was given in an atmosphere of crisis and demoralization per...

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Funny story: New Strategy for Iraq Announced

New Strategy for Iraq Announced

In a very exclusive press conference this morning President Bush announced, "I had a dream." Reporters immediately left briefly to locate Vice President Cheney to inquire if the president was aware he missed capitalizing on paraphrasing the...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In At Wal-Mart.

Ed-E-torial Number 10: George Bush's Talks Iraq In At Wal-Mart.

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Wheelchair Bobby let's you speak to George W. Bush."...

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Funny story: White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opoly

(Washington, D.C.) Further points of George Bush's plan for Iraq are being revealed. And for those staunch Republicans who say, "This isn't a game." Well...maybe it is. Except not Uncle Pennybags, but Uncle Sam will be the central f...

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Funny story: Saddam Aides Executed and One Beheaded by God - Iraqi Government Adviser

Saddam Aides Executed and One Beheaded by God - Iraqi Government Adviser

According to the Government ad...

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Funny story: George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

Respect MP, George Galloway has disappeared and thought to be in hiding today after news broke, that Iraq had executed two of Saddam's top aides and are to press the UK to extradite Galloway to be tried and hung for being one of the evil dictator...

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