Elyssian Fields, Iran---The President of Iran has declared He Is The Man.
George Bush expressed anger, today, that the C.I.A.. the Defense Intelligence Agency, and the State Department's intelligence bureau have not provided him with a "smoking gun", which he could use to launch a nuclear attack on Iran.
Tehran, Iran - (ReUterus): Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket has defied his country's traditional courtship conventions and launched a personal internet dating agency for razor-deficient, holocaust-amnesic lonely-hearts kindred spirits...
Sources in the Pentagon this week have told reporters that America's military concern with Iran is about more than mere nuclear proliferation. According to these sources, the Defense Department identified Iran as a threat nearly two years ago, when i...
Ali-McBealystan Network News-Iran has its back hunched, raring to take on the West, and its arsenal this go around doesn't mainly consist of hostile words, backstabbing freedom fighters and suicidal human waves
VIENNA, Austria - Touring Europe and visiting with several heads-of-state to shore up support for a nuclear strike on Iran, Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice made a stop in Vienna, Austria. Greeting Secretary Rice as she exited the plane was Austria...
Tehran, Iran - Sanctions? What sanctions? Yes, things are looking up in the cutthroat world of extreme Feng Shui. Laughing in the petulant face of Armageddon, Iranian citizens have turned to the ancient and noble science of random furniture movemen...
CNN signed an exclusive deal with the Department of Defense giving CNN sole rights to broadcast the upcoming U.S. invasion of Iran tentatively named, "Shock and Awe 2.0". Sponsored so far by Pepsi Cola, KFC, Huggies and Ford (where quantit...
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-President George Bush has whimsically told a group of newspaper editors that he wants to wage war against Iran "just for the heck of it." Bush dressed informally in a wig and sweater to disguise his appearance at the busy news of...
Satellite imagery shows a "great big hole in the ground" where Tehran Iran used to be after Iran successfully tested it's first thermonuclear device .. in the middle of downtown Tehran. "I'm sure it was just an accident"...
Following weeks of speculation that the new Iranian government has secretly been stockpiling party poppers and streamers left over from new year celebrations, reports from Tehran have indicated that the regime has also acquired a considerable supply...
The threat of a possible future nuclear holocaust at the hands of Iran is up in the air after the surprising resignation of deputy head of Iran's Atomic Energy Agency, Mohammad Saidi. Saidi abrubtly announced his resignation in the middle of a pr...
Iran's president graciously offered to send the entire nation of Israel back to it's beloved founding father Abraham, back even further to the days of baby MOSES even if that didn't suffice. Israel responded in kind with a counter nuclea...
Talks between Iran and Europe resumed in Vienna today concerning Iran's nuclear program. The U.S. is accusing Iran of attempting to develop nuclear weapons while Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reassures that the program is intended to generate...
An Underground Bunker Somewhere---The President of Iran, Mahmoud Abadinejad, shouts, "I hate you. I hate you. I hate you," three times in rapid succession, stamps his feet into the ground and kicks up a cloud of dust. "That is how you deal with sw...
A day after the Iranian President said Israel must be wiped out, the Jewish nation struck back and wiped out the Islamic country in a dramatic move that will surely have international ramifications.
TEHRAN (Wreuters) - Iran's new President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said on Saturday the Islamic Republic "Thumbs its nose at the E.U. and U.S. and plans to continue playing with plutonium." Ahmadinejad continues, "Pressing our luck is the Iranian way.
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