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Funny story: Boy George Sweeps Up Again

Boy George Sweeps Up Again

Eighties entertainer, outrageous homosexual & self made misfit Boy George has appeared in London's Trafalgar square dressed in orange overalls, a giant pink cowboy hat & a broom. It is thought, George real name George Alan O'Dowd was so sick...

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Funny story: Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Connie the Labrador has been sentenced to 3 years in prison at The Magistrates Court today for human cruelty today.

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Funny story: Beckham demands wages in coins

Beckham demands wages in coins

It has been revealed today that David Beckham, model, media icon, girl magnet & part-time sports personality has written a clause into his contract at LA Galaxy so that his wages of £128m over five years, will be given to him in cash...

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Funny story: Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back

Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back

It was revealed today, former BBC Director Greg Dyke who resigned in 2004 after a damning report into company baldness pleaded for his job back days after.

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Funny story: Apple Sue Over i-words

Apple Sue Over i-words

Apple today were dishing out litigation left, right & centre. In what the company call "the threat to their brand" Apple, who are famed for their savy computers & portable music players have decided any companies using the...

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Funny story: The Moon Is A Spoof

The Moon Is A Spoof

Moon lovers & spacemen all over the world today were in deep shock when Scientists proved the moon is, in fact, not real.

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Funny story: George Michael: "Drugged up? Me? No Way"

George Michael: "Drugged up? Me? No Way"

George Michael has denied claims he was drugged up at the wheel of his car again last night.

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Funny story: Homosexuals To Be Treated The Same As Straight US Citizens

Homosexuals To Be Treated The Same As Straight US Citizens

In a bold move by the US Government, Homosexual men & women will have the same rights as their straight counterparts. From March 3rd 2007 'gays' will be allowed to ride on buses, eat in family restaurants & even take part in sports. The move...

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Funny story: Lost Beatles Footage Causes A Stir

Lost Beatles Footage Causes A Stir

Lost Footage of the fab four has surfaced in a car boot sale in Peckham, South East London. Bert Trubbins, a bargain hunter from Peckham himself was taking his elderly wife Martha for their usual Sunday hunt for trinkets & tat when he came across the...

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Funny story: Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's have for the first time in over ten years made a profit, the brave faced store, once believed the only place for a patriotic Brit to shop have finally convinced punters it "wasn't just an expensiv...

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Funny story: Rangers Appoint Super Smith

Rangers Appoint Super Smith

Walter Smith will step down from his prestigious position at Scotland Boss to manage (again) strugglers Glasgow Rangers. Fans of the 'Gers have previously suffered season after season of heartach...

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Funny story: US Troops To Be Given Special Combat Rights

US Troops To Be Given Special Combat Rights

Us Troops currently serving in Iraq are to be given special combat rights which include state sponsored torture, friendly fire wild cards & a range of new weapons including a state of the art weapon which can incinerate a human to as...

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Funny story: Disney In Trouble Over New Film

Disney In Trouble Over New Film

Disney are in trouble over their latest film, Lion King 6 : Simba Get's laid, film governing watchdog Cinemoan have described the film as "lude" & warranted a re-evaluation of the films rating which at...

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Funny story: BBC In Secret Plan To Scrap Programmes From 2007 Roster

BBC In Secret Plan To Scrap Programmes From 2007 Roster

It has been revealed by a BBC insider that a series of TV programmes planned for the 2007 roster have been scrapped due to the content being described as 'unsuitable for British consumption & verging on crass'.

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Funny story: Chelsea Team Rocked By Mystery Illness

Chelsea Team Rocked By Mystery Illness

Chelsea Football Club are currently investigating a breakout of a mystery illness which is being described by officials as "highly Contagious".

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Funny story: Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death

Local Man Proof Reads Three To Death

A 58 Year old man has been arrested in connection to three deaths in the Dudley Area, West Midlands. The victims, Susan Baker 34, Jim Jones 25 & Kathryn Smith 50 were all found dead in their workplace at a local printing firm based in Dudley. Eye wit...

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