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Funny story: Bush Blair Molestation Investigation - "Something must be done"

Bush Blair Molestation Investigation - "Something must be done"

Following the detention of President Bush on allegations that he behaved inappropriately in relation to his conduct with little known British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, investigators have discovered a secret horde of questionable material.

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Funny story: Boot Sale Bargain - Betty Buys eBay for 50p

Boot Sale Bargain - Betty Buys eBay for 50p

Betty Bates got the shock of her life today while bargain hunting at her local flea market. Betty (69) a somewhat rotund, lonely old soul who whiffs a bit spends much of her empty life scavenging charity shops and car boot sales looking for rubbish t...

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Funny story: Conclave a Cacophany of Chortles as Up Pops Pope

Conclave a Cacophany of Chortles as Up Pops Pope

Vatican City:- The solemn and onerous task for Cardinals gathered today in The Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pontiff following the recent shock demise of Pope John Paul II and defrocking of his replacement Michael Jackson, took a dramatic, some would...

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Funny story: President Bush Arrested on Molestation Charges

President Bush Arrested on Molestation Charges

White House Presidential spokesperson Kid Fiddler, shocked media correspondents gathered this morning for President Bush's weekly presentation on Cross Stitch for Beginners.

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy

Michael Jackson Stripped of Papacy

The shortest Papacy in history reached it's sorry, some would say inevitable, conclusion at noon today with the announcement that newly installed Pontiff, Pope Ringo I had been caught in flagrante with his trousers down, if not off, so to speak.

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Funny story: Monarchical Manifesto

Monarchical Manifesto

Labour Party HQ: The Right Honourable Member for Washington DC Tony Blair has launched Labour's election manifesto guaranteeing a "radical acceleration of the changes" made by New Labour since they crawled out from under their stone an...

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Funny story: Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy

Election Steps up a Gear as Blair & Brown buy a Puppy

The phoney war was over today with Prime Minister Brown and sidekick George W Blair taking centre stage, Prince Charles' funeral and the marriage of famed pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II to his long time love Camilla Parker Bowles, becoming a d...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Michael Jackson To Be Next Pope

Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.

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Funny story: Pope To Rise on Third Day

Pope To Rise on Third Day

Unconfirmed reports of the imminent resurrection of Pope John Paul II have sparked a world chocolate crisis according to Chief Executive, Betty Biggles of the renowned High Street confectioners, Chocs Away.

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Funny story: Media War Over - Witchell to be Bridesmaid

Media War Over - Witchell to be Bridesmaid

After years of strife betwixt Her Majesties Press and The Royal Household peace has broken out.

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