B.S. News Network is now reporting Barack O'Bomba has overtaken the Falcon Henne "Balloon Boy" facade in "Dork of the Year" voting with his own hilarious storyline "Buffoon Boy, 2010" O'Bomba, the naive poster boy for "Change You Can Believe In "...
Osama Bin Laden has been caught on video tape - in the garage of none other than Pentagon Chief, Blob Yates. An alert neighbor spotted Hillary with Yates in the garage and thought it a unique opportunity to catch the two on video tape. Thinking a li...
A Reeling President O'Bomba is said to be reconstructing the Spoof Spin Team that duped a Nation with promises of "change" and posted him a victory in the 2008 cavalcade to the White House. Broken Promises and Mid term elections heading south in dro...
Like Andrew Johnson before him, the last days of the O'Bomba regime are now being written. Having battled only with a Super Majority and an overwhelming public support after eight years of Bush Purgatory, the O'Bomba Confederacy now finds itself...
From over the Spiritual Jet Stream, we are now informed that Pope Benedict Arnold XVI (aka Double Agent # 16) made a historic visit to a Synagogue in Rome yesterday and never came out. What did ultimately emerge from the Jewish Temple was a newly min...
Heidi Montag, the illustrious Blond Bombshell from Monsanto, is now burbling forth Mark McGwire style and revealing to the public that she is "just another bubble head experiment gone wild for mad plastic surgeons". Heidi covered some of the myria...
Received by Special Morse Code, the Sports Desk has just received word that underdog Bret Farve is out for the playoffs due to rheumatoid arthritis in his hips, thumbs, eyes and both Big Toes. Fearing a serious loss of underdog spirit against mu...
In a shocking study of British Men and Women, Sexopsychologists from the Bronze Tush Institute have concluded that 33% of British men are in fact, gay. Within the study, it was found that 17% of men in the UK find large breasts a complete turnoff...
A joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force has completed its investigative report and now concludes that over 80,000,000 people worldwide are in fact terrorists. The categorization includes those who are blood related to a terrorist, those who have smirked or...
The Department of Homeland Security is further reducing individual rights of the U.S. citizenry in response to "non-intelligence" indicating Islamic terrorists might have been planning something at one time or another, somewhere. The unnamed official...
Pat Clobbertson, Head Honcho of the "666 Club" stated today that the devastating earthquake that killed tens of thousands was "just part of the deal" Haitians made with the Devil to assist in disposing of their French Masters in 1804. "Only throu...
Flying by Air for more than a one day trip? If so, then you are like most travelers and have baggage to take with you. Checked or Carry-On, slithery bean counting profiteers along with Steamy TSA Agents behind the airlines counters are saying Cha C...
The Facial Shock Diva was apparently cussing and strutting through airport security with something other than her naturally sickening 30-22-23 figure when Air Marshals insisted that she strip to reveal what she was hiding under her bra. The smirking...
Celeb Jihad is now reporting the surfacing of Tiger Woods' hottest butt slapping adventures and worst nightmare- the exposure of them- and perhaps the true explanation as to why his sponsors have gone into permanent hiding - just as Tiger has. T...
In another example of just how secure US Security Agencies can make a secure White House function, it was revealed today that a third uninvited intruder managed to make his way past security and into the Double Secret Security Clearance Only, WH dinn...
Once a long time ago, a man needed to devise a mechanism to control not just a man or two but masses of men as the human population in his village moved to agrarian success instead of bumming berries off bushes and simmering squirrels for stew. The earliest of successes in development of such a mechanism came from an Arab named Bajid. Bajid correctly concluded that every large population of hu...
Four Tennessee Volunteer basketball team players were arrested and charged with various gun and drug possession charges in Knoxville. The players, otherwise known as the Tennessee Wise Guys, were on there way to the campus to "score some season highs...
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