WASHINGTON -- For years, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly has been trying to save Christmas from all the pinheads who want to destroy the country by wishing people "Happy holidays." He has called the greeting "insulting to Christian America" and bemoaned...
Michelle Obama is not talking to the President or to us at the present. Just the same, we paid a little extra just to hear from some people who keep their eyes and pockets open at the nations capitol. "Mad? Is that woman mad? She's giving him l...
Professor Noam Chomsky has recently been embroiled with an angered 9/11 truther movement, which has swarmed about his every word like hornets in a summer squash patch. Mr. Chomsky opined that the Building 7 controversy was essentially a non-starte...
Local sports equipment manufacturer Mad in Plaid announced today it will introduce a set of pre-bent golf clubs for angry golfers. "There are millions of pissed-off duffers out there. Why should they have to bend their own clubs by whacking the...
What began as a happy event, a birthday party for a 30 year-old woman, turned violent last night. According to a guest, approximately 50 people were celebrating Saltina Hoofnaugle's 30th birthday at her home around 8:00pm. "We sang 'Happy birth...
Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is again angry, this time not at God, or genuine scientists but his next door neighbour. Apparently, his neighbour has installed some harmless spikes in his own trees, to help prevent p...
WASHINGTON, DC-Known as the "Angry People" representing all angry people across the USA, a group of 34 men and women marched on Washington this morning, stomping their feet, looking vexed and shaking their fists. The protestors demanded that l...
Designers have developed a shocking new way of stymieing the torrent of abuse directed at casualty staff by desperate patients which involves a revolutionary new plan for NHS staff to accurately diagnose all those arriving at hospital seeking urgent...
It will soon be against the law to wear the colour red whilst working in a call centre. Additionally, any red that is present in a call centre will have to be removed by the company running the call centre. "It is important that we get this done q...
If you haven't already done so please read the previous e-mail by Les Being as the one below is the daughter in laws response. Dear mum, May I call you mum? You had better get used to it as I am going to marry your son, whether you like it or not. Before you start slagging me off with regards to MY suitability as a future daughter in law; how about YOUR suitability as a future mother in...
Posh south coast gardener, Rose Pruner, was angered when an e-mail she had sent to her son's girlfriend was put on the internet. Below is her response. When I send you an e-mail pointing out your shortcomings in the manners department I don't expe...
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user." William Henry 'Bill' Gates III. An easy statement to make, I'm sure you'll agree, if you're worth in excess of US$56 billion off of the back of them. I, a humble 'end-user', think Bil...
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie didn't take long to make a name for himself in the political world with his shoot-from-the-hip approach to the many problems facing his state. With his recent calls for cutting school budgets and public workers' rig...
In a victory that was hardly a surprise to pundits who have closely followed the race, Wrath took top honors at this year's Sinnys, awarded to the Deadly Sins each March. "People are really pissed off everywhere," said Daniel Patrick, the event's...
Patriot Mel Gibson has been asked to leave the Ann Bloomingfield's Clinic in Los Angeles after he apparently slapped an instructor there yesterday, according to the "West Coast Post". Mel will not be sued or taken to court over the incident but he...
Welcome And Greeting Welcome to the Anger Universalist Church of America, where our mission is to practice compassion- bashing and to serve our own agenda. Today's Theme The theme of today's service is "Preserving Our Freedoms". Our minister is special guest Father Ken. Assisting him will be Deacon Stephen, a real beacon in the community. Please feel free to meet and greet him. Op...
OXNARD, California - The state of California has mandated that part of Mel Gibson's journey back to sensibility is a ten-step anger management program conducted at Oxnard's Pacific Coast A&M University. State spokesperson Courtland B. Bickavec...
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