A Ukranian lion tamer has been attacked by his otherwise well-behaved and obedient big-cats. Ths incident occurred during a performance in the circus and was sent round the world via U Tube (not them they're on strike). Luckily the lion tamer,...
In light of the crazy crazy people who feel the urge to go about throwing their pets into rubbish bins, Mr. Orlov Petrovski had the urge to attempt to throw his pet tiger, Mr. Nibbles, into a county recycling bin. Mr. Nibbles was escorted down the...
Big Brother may have run its course in the UK last week with Brian Dowling taking the Ultimate BB crown, but the show still rolls on in the rest of the world, and nowhere is it more exciting than in Africa, where TV chiefs plan to release a tiger int...
Poor Little Tyke Was Bleary-eyed and Stank of Booze, says Eye Witness. The soft toy world is reeling in shock following reports of a second scandal in three days. Earlier this week Australian police seized a British teddy bear caught behaving susp...
A fully grown female Bengal Tiger had a lucky escape after a 7year old girl fell into its enclosure yesterday at Berlin Zoo, Germany. The disobedient child climbed a large fence surrounding the Tiger enclosure, dropped into the trees and clambere...
12 NAUTICAL MILES OFF THE COAST OF BRITISH COLUMBIA: Ahoy there!! A Thai cargo ship loaded with its illegal cargo of Tamil Tigers is expected to enter Canadian territorial waters early Friday. In preparation for their arrival, Sher Khan, Canada'...
Far in the mysted, mystical mountains of Tibet, Lena Oleson reached the end of one of many paths up the same mountain, and there she halted. "Wow," she huffed, trying to catch her breath. "That was a heckuva climb." A man in the robes of a Tibetan Buddhist monk stepped forward. "Good morning, madam," he greeted in English. "It appears, perhaps, that you have lost your way." "Oh, no," s...
"The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction." William Blake The girl sighed, softly. Madame Butterfly's crimson silk shibari rope brought out the delicious pallour of her snow-white flesh, even as it cut into her most sensitive parts. She hung, four feet above the Persian rug, and trembled as she swayed, like a ripe and voluptuous fruit. Gagged and blindfolded, with her raven...
Actor, Leonardo Dicaprio has launched an organization to help protect the endangered Tiger. DiCaprio, star of Titanic, has joined forces with the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) to create Save Tiger Now. DiCaprio stated, "Tiger Woods is indeed...
Tigers in big big trouble but this time we are not talking about the golfer Tiger Woods. Tigers in the wild are down to around only 500 in Asia as hunters continue to hunt this animal to extinction just so some scumbags can make some Chinese medicine...
A Chinese astrologer, born in New York, named Panda Chan has been reported as saying that the year of the Tiger is going to be great. Its going to be all fireworks and fortune. The year will start when we all win the lottery. Apparently that's...
LAS VEGAS - After performing together for 37 years, and going through 817 tigers, and over 7,000 Revlon products, Siegfried Fischbacher and Roy Horn have decided to hang up their magic wands. The two popular Las Vegas showmen who performed illusio...
Police has shot a man who entered an open cage and attempted to eat a Siberian tiger. Dave Reynolds, 24, sneaked into the tiger enclosure during his lunch break from his job as a shoeshine boy. Stunned onlookers watched in horror as Reynolds pou...
A senior animal rights activist today alleged that Siberian tigers were little more than wild animals when it came to dietary options. Seymour Bottomley insisted that Siberian tigers have a choice when it comes to dietetics and that in most cases...
Aleksander Putin the Impaler had a birthday recently and one of his surprise gifts was a rare Ussuri tiger. Putin surrounded by his many close allies and even closer enemies were deeply sloshed ina flood of vodka and caviar when the tsarommisar decid...
San Francisco, California - The latest outrageous claim from San Francisco Zoo officials where a tiger attack killed a 17-old-boy and mauled two other young men came today when they alleged that the reason why the tiger that leaped from its sub-stand...
San Francisco, California - Zoo officials adamantly deny that they attempted to cover-up their failure to adhere to safety standards when they first went public after the tiger incident that an outside independent report was at fault for failing to p...
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