Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 28 May 2010

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Tiger - endangered species

Actor, Leonardo Dicaprio has launched an organization to help protect the endangered Tiger.

DiCaprio, star of Titanic, has joined forces with the WWF (World Wrestling Federation) to create Save Tiger Now.

DiCaprio stated, "Tiger Woods is indeed one of a kind. An endangered species, and we must do everything in our power to protect him."

Wrestlers around the world have offered their services free of charge and will act as bodyguards, guarding Tiger 24/7.

Their duties include ensuring that Tiger does not mate with 'lesser' species in order to keep the gene pool strong. It is hoped that Tiger will, eventually, produce some baby Tigers to follow in his footsteps on the Golf courses of the world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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