I have just had a brilliant idea. A brainwave, if you will. You see, I was reading this piece about the outcry over plans to slaughter Grey Squirrels - how they are to be bludgeoned to dGeath in order to save the poor, endangered little Red Squirrel from extinction (or worse, only being able to live in Scotland), and it got me thinking. Don't get me wrong, I've never really been a big fan of...
The image that first springs to mind when someone mentions a Squirrel is a cute little foraging creature with personality and great intelligence, well this positive persona is no longer in many parts of the world. As the classic grey squirrel is on a...
Springfield IL- Sergeant Frank Garren stands boldly at 6-foot 4 and roughly 230 lbs, ostensibly an ominous presence to encounter if you're the enemy. That is, unless your adversary is a rogue rodent turned mercenary. Rapes, muggings and child abdu...
Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.
This morning the White House was reported to have been attacked by an army of squirrels. Five thousand of them descended upon the great lawn.
Scientists in Washington DC have made a startling discovery this week while studying a group of grey squirrels at a local park.
Despite its name, the Yellow-bellied Marmot (or Rock Chuck) has the capability to inflict very nasty wounds if provoked.
President Bush held a press conference Wednesday to declare that the squirrels that keep stealing his wife's wig have been successfully neutralized.
Scientists believe an extraordinary evolution is occurring in squirrels. They are evolving from opportunist scroungers to farmers.
In a surprise move, KFC has declared a switch from all things chicken to squirrel. Announcing the move last night, KFC CEO, R Sole, said: ‘This bird flu lark has really pissed us off. We have never shirked from selling diseased fried bird carcasses,...
David the makeup wearing (though fully heterosexual) squirrel has, today, successfully thwarted the evil plan of his arch enemy Dr. Evil Squirrel, who was attempting to gain access to the USA's nuclear missile launch codes. Dr. Evil Squirrel (kno...
Washington officials have confirmed reports that America's squirrels are most likely beginning to organize - and may be planning some kind of a coup.
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