HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years. NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...
NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...
Los Angeles, CA. Shortly after Endeavor turned onto La Cienega Blvd heading towards Westchester, several MS-13 gang members surrounded the security entourage and pulled automatic weapons demanding the hydraulic systems be cannibalized for their rides...
Eddie Stobart has conquered the UK, Ireland and Europe and now the company plans to conquer outer-space! A latest space-probe bringing goods to the space station was done by a private logistic company and that has opened the floodgates for private co...
Retired by NASA, he's being dumped at the Smithsonian Institute in Wash., D. C., and he's not at all happy about it. In a special "after-hours" (that's when the space shuttles have a magical ability to talk, an ability limited to about eight hou...
News is emerging that NASA have approached Russia to provide them with lunch facilities following the retirement of head chef Dave Shuttle. "Dave has been with NASA for many years now," said catering manager, Chuck Bolden. "Most employees at the m...
Pneumatically enhanced model come author Jordan is well known for her love of all things pink ,famously respraying her fleet of flash motors including her new Bugatti bright pink. Apparently her sights are now set a lot higher ,in fact they could be...
Space Shuttle Atlantis touched down safely after its final mission this morning - only to be turned around and sent back into space again! The touchdown at Kennedy Space Centre in Florida was supposed to have been the last act in the 30-year space...
Washington DC - President Barack Obama thought he'd open with a joke when he telephoned the crew of the International Space Station recently: "I was just dialing out for pizza, and I didn't expect to end up in space," Obama told the astronauts...
In some quarters, there's a lot of sadness and nostalgia that the U.S. Space Shuttle Program is ending. Not so in outer space. Most of the folks there are delighted. Extraterrestrials are sick of American attempts to colonize THEIR space. They wish they'd just go home and stay put. One little female extraterrestrial was heard to say, "It's not bad enough that Americans think they ca...
Cape Canaveral, Florida - The FBI has thwarted a plot by Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona) to hijack the final mission of the US space shuttle and fly the craft to Mars. "You can take the sky away from an old Navy pilot, but you can't take the old Navy...
Flight Commander Mark Kelly blasted Space Shuttle Endeavour into space this morning without incident, disappointing the major TV news agencies, which already started making title cards and recording cello music for the special "Tragedy For Endeavour"...
(Houston, TX ) The Space Shuttle program is ending and for some reason, none of the space shuttles will retire in Houston. There are shuttles going to New York City, Florida, Los Angeles and Washington. When asked about why the shuttles chose...
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - The flight crew of the final shuttle mission, scheduled to launch in late June, have a surprise up their sleeves. Everyone on the last flight of the Space Shuttle Program have agreed to end it with a bang, but hopefully not too...
NASA's Space Shuttle Discovery has taken off on its last voyage from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. As usual, huge crowds had gathered on all the approach roads leading to the Nasa facility and on the beaches along Florida's Space Coast.
Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success: Power grabs by dictators in Eg...
Astronaut Mark Kelly is expected to announce Friday that he will command the upcoming flight of the space shuttle Endeavour, just a few weeks after his wife, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, was shot in Arizona during an assassination attempt. "I am very...
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