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Funny story: Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Mubarak will only step down if he is mummified

Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak has agreed to step down, but only if he gets a Pharaoh's burial upon his death. "Mubarak basically said," said Khola Khoka, minister for the exterior, "we could have a new president over his dead body." Work has...

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Funny story: Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Man Strongly Opposed to Pyramid-Selling Schemes

Chicago, Illinois- A local man is speaking out against multi-level marketing (MLM), claiming a pyramid selling scheme he was about to invest in was a hoax. "From now on, I will only buy pyramids from reputable companies", says Louie Bidwell, an a...

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Funny story: KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

KFC Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox or Mammoth Cave Area?

In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken outfit believed...

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Funny story: Egyptian antiquities professor blasts pyramid scheme

Egyptian antiquities professor blasts pyramid scheme

Valley of the Kings - (Sarcophagus Mess): A world famous Egyptologist has slammed the latest pyramid scheme to raise archaeological funds by selling off bits of the Sphinx. Dr V Smart, Cuneiform Professor of Embalming Fluid Studies at Cairo's Arak...

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Funny story: Titanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid

Titanium UFO hangar discovered under ruins of 4,300 year-old pyramid

Saqqara, Egypt - (Grateful Dead Sea Scrolls Mess): The intact remains of a huge titanium-built UFO hangar beneath a newly discovered 4,300 year-old pyramid have been hailed as the archaeological find of the centry. "It's covered with the most rema...

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Funny story: 'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

'Solving' of Great Pyramids False, Truth Revealed

The mystery of how the pyramids were built has been claimed to be 'solved' by a French architect. However, his theories have now been categorically debunked by eye witnesses.

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