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Funny story: Facebook Profiles to Replace CVs by 2010

Facebook Profiles to Replace CVs by 2010

In its continuing bid to become more relevant to young people, the Government announced controversial new recruitment measures today. From 2010, applicants for any UK job vacancy will be required to submit a copy of their Facebook profile to potentia...

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Funny story: MySpace Bans Ron Paul

MySpace Bans Ron Paul

MySpace today banned Ron Paul from participating in the online service. New owner Rupert Murdoch said that Paul was bad for democracy. "Once people hear what he has to say, they like him," noted Murdoch, "and we can't have people m...

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Funny story: Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

Yahoo! and Myspace Anti-Ron Paul

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Internet - Yahoo! and MySpace have allegedly been deleting comments and messages posted by Ron Paul supporters. Anyone who supports Ron Paul or leaves any messages or comments about Ron Paul is reportedly in danger of having t...

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Funny story: Emo Protests

Emo Protests

Thousands of fat teenagers and lazy emos are getting together for a mass cutting today in front of the MySpace.com HQ today after Tom posted a bulletin that he would be shutting down MySpace.

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Funny story: Missing images plague MySpace

Missing images plague MySpace

Missing images have been plaguing MySpace home pages. "Users link to pictures that don't work," said a MySpace spokesman. "We can't control their links."...

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Funny story: MySpace Enters the Presidential Race

MySpace Enters the Presidential Race

In an effort to get involved with the 2008 Presidential Race, MySpace is featuring presidential candidates on its portal, terming it "The Impact Channel."...

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Funny story: I'm too cool for Myspace.

I'm too cool for Myspace.

Man, I'm fucking bored.

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Funny story: Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.

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Funny story: Myspace to be discontinued

Myspace to be discontinued

It has been brought to our attention that before the end of the year Myspace will be but a memory. Due to the number of lawsuits at hand, and the stresses that go along with it, the website will close indefinitely.

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Funny story: Police Use MySpace to Catch Robber, Now Too Addicted To Function

Police Use MySpace to Catch Robber, Now Too Addicted To Function

A notorious Little Rock, Ark bank robber is using his MySpace to advertise his crime skills, saying "let me meet more bank tellers so that I can continue my crime spree!!!". The Arkansas police department was assigned to the case, but they...

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Funny story: Another Sexual Predator Lawsuit Filed by Angry Parents Against MySpace

Another Sexual Predator Lawsuit Filed by Angry Parents Against MySpace

A negligence lawsuit against the website MySpace, originally filed in response to a young girl who lied about her age being groomed online, was thrown out of a federal court in Texas this week. Meanwhile, another such lawsuit has been filed - by pare...

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Funny story: MySpace Breaches Data Protection Laws

MySpace Breaches Data Protection Laws

Data protection authorities across the world have criticised the popular networking site myspace.com for failing to censor the submissions of its users and thereby threatening to swamp the worldwide web with meaningless drivel.

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Funny story: Myspace Brain Credits for the Terminally Dumb

Myspace Brain Credits for the Terminally Dumb

Myspace, the website for the brain dead, is to help its hopeless users by sending out Myspace Brain credits to people who manage to put two words together on a Myspace forum. These will be redeemable at Amaz...

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Funny story: MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

MySpace to offer technology to block terrorists

News Corp.'s MySpace said on Tuesday it will offer in the next 30 days a technology to identify and block known terrorists from the popular online social network.

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Funny story: Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!

Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!

I thought it would last forever. What's more, I loved her. As they say in my neighborhood: How was I supposed to know the hooch was gon' all up and trip on my ass and dis me on the Internet - MySpace? - Hell, it ain't got nothing to do with you; it's got to do with these websters all over the net talkin' trash about everybody. And that's why I let some friends post our...

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Funny story: Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

Hot Hollywood celebrities hanging out on MySpace

LOS ANGELES -- Finding themselves unable to go outside without causing a major uproar, major Hollywood stars are looking to MySpace for social interaction. The popular website, once thought to be the domain of choice for teenagers, is now used by som...

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