HOUSTON - The National Aeronautics and Space Administration has just released some astounding information to the general public. NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that recent close up photos of Saturn have revealed what appear to be motorcyc...
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - The Rhode Island State Senate is currently debating the matter of restricting motorcycle traffic within the state. Senator Pearl P. Dafty [R-Providence] informed the news media that Rhode Island is basically a very nice,...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the most vulgar women on television, Chelsea Handler has denied the existence of a sex tape in which she is the female participant and Jesse James is the male participant. The 38-year-old talk show host told Bedroom Pillow...
AUSTN - Sandra Bullock has shown that she weathered the breakup of her marriage to "Messy" Jesse James with flying colors. Bullock did admit recently to Fajita San Guacamole with The Hollywood Innuendo that when she first learned that James had ch...
Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...
Now that one can no longer romp around the countryside chasing foxes on horseback... One's self on horseback, not the foxes you understand. One is obliged to take up other open-air activities during the week-end. Alongside shooting and seal-clubbing, one of the most invigorating pastimes that I've found is the riding of a motorcycle. But what motorized bicycle to purchase? For the beginne...
HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera recently stated that ever since she was a little girl growing up in Staten Island, New York that she has always been fascinated with motorcycles. She said that for her third birthday her parents bought her a Fisher P...
LOS ANGELES - It appears that tattoos somehow may be directly related to cheating, infidelity, alley-catting, and your basic unfaithfulness 101. The ink-blotched fairy tale romance between the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka "Messy" Je...
Australia - In a surprise move, the newly outlawed motorcycle club 'The Fairies' have taken over the turf of Western Australian clubs the 'Coffin Cheaters' and the 'Finks'. The Fairies president confirmed the bold move saying they had simply take...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Southern California the land of earthquakes, mudslides, The Dodgers, Santa Ana Winds, wildfires, smog, the Lakers, wine, Miley Cyrus, and sprayed on tans has added another notch to its Gucci belt. The Los(t) Angeles Watchdog Witn...
New York -- Ed Kutler Jr., a personal injury lawyer, is upset with Harley Davidson over the image the company is selling, and that is the image of the motorcycle making you cool but yet an outlaw. "Look at this add. This guy is a loner, but yet i...
LONG BEACH, California - One thing about Maricar The Whip-Cracking Dominatrix is that the girl certainly knows how to get around. After appearing on the talent reality show America's Got Talent she dated Sandra Bullock's ex-husband "Messy" Jesse B...
Ecstatic Gus Rismore is celebrating after entering the Guinness Book of Records for eating the most motorcycles in a 24 hour period. The 460 pound farm-worker from Spring Valley, Nevada chomped his way through an astonishing ninety-eight bikes, beati...
LONG BEACH, California - Jesse "Dipstick" James says that he still thinks that his wife Sandra Bullock will find it in her heart of hearts to take him back. [CUE THE LAUGH MACHINE] James speaking while sitting on one of his 17 motorcycles in hi...
New York, NY - Metro Motors International, an upstart motorcycle company that is a serious up-and-comer in the luxury motorcycle sector, has just announced their latest and most fashion-forward offering to date. Called the MSX Swiftglide, this sp...
TV's most notorious biker, Jesse James and 'loving husband' of Actress Sandra Bullock, was apprehended by his wife after fellow biker and cover girl Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee admitted she had been getting weekly 'tune ups' on the set of his 'Mons...
Ralph the mouse, who became famous for riding a motorcycle, has declared that he is too old for his Harley and that a mini-van now fits his aging lifestyle better. Ralph came to fame when his exploits were related in a few children's books and some...
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