Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 28 July 2011

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Kat Von D shown getting her most recent tattoo which is a tattoo of her favorite singer Ke$ha.

LOS ANGELES - It appears that tattoos somehow may be directly related to cheating, infidelity, alley-catting, and your basic unfaithfulness 101.

The ink-blotched fairy tale romance between the ex-Mr. Sandra Bullock, aka Jesse James, aka "Messy" Jesse James, aka "Dick With Feet" James and the star of the cable show L.A. Ink, Kat Von D has come to an ink-stained ending.

It appears that "MotorcycleBoy" James may have been doing the mattress jig with yet 'another woman,' other than the one he is involved with; namely his up-until-now fiancee Kat Von D.

Jesse "The Worm" as The View's Joy Behar, GOPrincess Ann Coulter, and "First Mama" Michelle Obama all refer to him just cannot seem to keep his wandering pecker in his blue jeans.

J.J. as Clay Aiken affectionately calls him, seems to be unable to control his raging hormones and as a result feels that he has to go out and do the horizontal hula with whatever skank just happens to cross his 10W30 path.

Neighbors of Kat Von D, now known as the ex-future-Mrs. Jesse James, reported hearing some extremely loud hollering, yelling, and expletive-riddled screaming coming from the hacienda-style Hollywood Hills home of the tattooed woman.

They reported that Kit Kat, as her neighbors call her, suddenly hollered out for Jesse to get the hell off her property and get on his damn motorcycle and ride out of her life.

At one point "Messy" was heard to have yelled out "I should have never left Sandra, and I don't give a damn if she was flat chested at least she looked like a woman and not like some damn traveling carnival sideshow freak like you, you muscular, tattooed bitch from the debts of hell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm sure Motorcycle Boy, meant to say 'from the depths of hell.']

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