Oxford, England: In a breakthrough for neuroscience, scientists at the Costalot Coffee Oxford University have given a fly false memories using a laser. The work was announced by Professor Vissarion Meerschaum. His team had spent painstaking month...
A Georgia woman who says she lost her memory on the Mind Eraser roller coaster a year ago is taking Seven Flags Amusement Park to court. Cheryl Robin Heinson said the shoulder harness failed to hold her securely in place and she repeatedly struck...
Global drug giant Cheney Pharmaceuticals has added to their truth serum and torture chemicals, it's newest, latest human behavior modifier. Memorase is a single dose potion that can wipe all recollection of whatever remembrance that is chemically...
Blueberry Hill, Ontario, Canada - Plagued by numerous class action suits, Canada's leading cell phone giant has instructed its lawyers to settle out of court. In a dramatic announcement, spokesperson Briar Patch revealed that an amicable settlement h...
Lead scientist Dr. Fergus McFaddie of the University of Edinburgh announced today that alcohol causes memory loss. This is the seventh or eighth time that Dr. McFaddie has made this announcement in the last three years or maybe it has been four.
According to a new study, the average idiot can keep only one or two things in their working memory or conscious mind at a time.
A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.
The Jill Dando Memorial Fund (the JDMF) has announced the launch of a new range of door accessories in memory of Miss Dando, to be entitled "Jill's Knockers."...
Just to refresh your memory, since this first document hasn't been read in years, here is the Bill of Rights:...
APE MUZik - And now the latest on Paul McCartney's newest release on his new recording label with Starbucky's Hear Music.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Lurita Doan is the latest Repbulican to come down with the dreaded memory loss disease that seems to be overtaking any Republican who has to testify in government investigations. The first Republican hit was Judge...
Since his recent memory loss regarding his involvement with the firings of eight attorneys, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has been ordered to take an Alzheimer's test. Here are the results:...
Buster could feel nothing. Nothing that made him feel what he felt when the Baby Angel was with him. This was no real surprise to him since nothing was what he was used to feeling--at least ---it was ---until that time that in his memory seemed timeless When he really got desperate he would rummage through the filthy back of his van to find some vestigial trace of her pres...
President Bush "phased out of existence" last Thursday after both houses of Congress voted to "phase President Bush out of existence". Now little more than a wisp of a memory of a distant recollection, Bush, for all practical pu...
Geoff Winsdale, 53, has suffered from a certain amount of post-traumatic stress since he fell in love with another man in '73. Part of his debilitation included a very severe loss of memory and an increased inability to store recent memories. Unt...
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