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Funny story: Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

Theologian determines God's IQ - intelligent design questioned

In post-modern times, 'intelligent design' is the theory most often offered as a challenge to Darwinian evolution. According to the theory of intelligent design, various physical structures, such as the human eye, are simply too well-made to be co...

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Funny story: Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child Born with Hat Stand IQ Stuns Ivy League Profs

Child born with the IQ of a Hat Stand immediately works out the quickest route for navigating a bowl of spaghetti. This remarkable achievement took place on the child's first day of life. By the second day the child solved the "Salesmanship...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Score Surprisingly Low on Paparazzi IQ Contest

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many a...

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Funny story: New Mensa Arrives

New Mensa Arrives

DENSA, a rival to MENSA, for completely thick and stupid people, has been formed by Albert Barnswallow an unemployed dustman from Chatteris Cambridgeshire, England. 'Eres howit'll work' said Albert, gruffly, to local reporter Mandy Grimdyke. '...

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Funny story: Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Blonde Scientist Finds Human Babies Incredibly Dumb

Philadelphia PA-- It turns out babies are incredibly stupid! That is the opinion of Dr. Barbi Doll of the University of Pencilvania. Dr. Doll just completed a 20-year study of babies from every income and ethnic group. She concluded human babies a...

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Funny story: Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Brains, Balls and Intelligence

Kings Bollocks College, London, England - A recent research study has found a link between intelligence and sperm quality in men. Analysing data from American soldiers who took IQ tests and gave sperm sample in 1985, biologists in London have...

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Funny story: B&Q IQ

B&Q IQ

Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.

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Funny story: Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

Scientists to Rename Value for George W. Bush

In science, zero degrees Kelvin is known as "absolute zero." This temperature, also measured at -273.15 degrees Celcius, is the point where no heat radiates from an object, no molecules are in motion, and nothing can be colder.

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Funny story: New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.

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Funny story: World Getting Dumber - IQ's Drop 15 Points

World Getting Dumber - IQ's Drop 15 Points

As the world gets more complicated and machines are getting smarter it appears that people are getting dumber.

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Funny story: Study Finds TheSpoof.com Readers Have Higher IQs

Study Finds TheSpoof.com Readers Have Higher IQs

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A new study by Hampton Professor Patty Jones, found that Spoof readers on average have a higher IQ than persons who do not read TheSpoof.com. The study consisted of 250 TheSpoof.com readers 300 non-readers and 50 persons who write fo...

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Funny story: Breast Size, Literacy Link Identified

Breast Size, Literacy Link Identified

Researchers in France have identified what they believe is a link between the amount of time women spend reading and breast size. Dr. Emile Goudeau, of the University of Paris headed the study, which stretched over the course of nine years and invol...

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