Slippery Rock, PA-- Madonna ended her pathetic 'Stinky and Sweaty' tour today at the Slippery Rock Arena. No one bothered to show up for the free concert anyway. The has-been whore had no plans for the future. Her husband, Guy Smegma, is also divor...
The world now knows that the highly private eight year marriage of Madonna (60) & Guy Fux (19) was a sham. Guy, a small time film maker and part time postman spilled the beans today following their "amicable" divorce. He commented: "I don...
London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...
Guy Ritchie and Madonna announced they are to divorce blaming the global credit crunch for creating irreconcilable differences between them. A spokesperson for the couple said "Like many financial institutions they have found staying afloat very d...
Madonna reportedly dumps another man on her way to the "Cougar" Hall of Fame. Director and producer Guy Ritchie who braved the marital waters with Madonna for five years, was one of the most successful holdouts in Madonna dating history. While...
It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...
After months of claims that it is "hanging by a thread", reports have emerged today that the turbulent marriage of superstar dancing rabbi Madonna and cheeky cockney market trader Guy Richie is finally over - after she spent the night of her mileston...
A report has been produced by 'What do they do Ltd?' citing such luminaries as Guy Ritchie, Jude Law, Kelly Brook and Pete Doherty.
Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.
Michael Winner is issuing legal proceedings against Guy Ritchie. Mr Winner said: "My place in history as the worst film director was guaranteed until this oik came along! He's trying to steal my title!"...
It must be lonely at the top, the spouse is out and you're stuck at home twiddling your thumbs, playing pocket billiards in your 18 roomed Devonshire pile.
Madonna and Guy Richie, Lord and Lady of the tabloids are trying to salvage what's left of their marriage today.
The latest shock entertainment split so far has rocked the planet as 'uber pop star' Madonna and 'Mockney Geezer film director' Guy Ritchie officially announce the end of the road for their marriage.
Madonna blew away a group of animal rights campaigners last night when she wore a full-length coat made from her own pubic hair.
"Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in her sight, Madonna loves the little children of the world."...
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