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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole says - "Big bums get small rings"

Cheryl Cole says - "Big bums get small rings"

'Up the duff' - the popular wedding glossy has conducted a survey that will dash the hopes of millions of fat brides hoping to ride away with their new husband on a very strong horse. The straw poll discovered that most men would rather have a sli...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent Winner "Mississippi" Michael Grimm Proposes To His Girlfriend

America's Got Talent Winner "Mississippi" Michael Grimm Proposes To His Girlfriend

WAVELAND, Mississippi - The 2010 winner of America's Got Talent, Michael Grimm, returned to his home in Waveland, Mississippi with a check for $1 million, a recording contract to headline at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas, and about two dozen brand new...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the "Pond." The two lovebirds were spotted check...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Denies Engagement to Tony Blair

George W. Bush Denies Engagement to Tony Blair

Today, at a press conference at the Crawford Ranch, former president Bush denied allegations of sleeping with Tony Blair, stating, "I did not have sex with that man." The statement follows Tony Blair being brought up on charges in the U.K. Former p...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot

In a bombshell announcement made earlier today, sources close to the UK's singing sensation Susan Boyle have confirmed that the singer is now engaged to be married - to Bigfoot. Bigfoot, the elusive and reclusive monster of North America's woodlan...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Simon Cowell Engaged, Casualties Severe

Acerbic talent judge Simon Cowell has got a "spring in his step" thanks to his new fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy, Britain's Got Talent hosts Ant and Dec said Friday. That's right! The terror of many an aspiring pop celeb has announced he is being offic...

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Funny story: Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw

Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw

The best of the action was in the stands at Madison Square Garden on the weekend. A hopeless romantic had arranged for his marriage proposal to be flashed on the big screen near the scoreboard. His girlfriend, who was sitting next to him in the sta...

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Funny story: Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Woman that swallowed engagement ring in milkshake says she's carrying on a family tradition

Farmington, New Mexico - "I mean the ring was pretty big. But in all honesty, I've seen her put bigger things in her mouth and swallow them," said a fellow sorority sister and friend of Kaitlin Whipple, the women that swallowed her engagement ring th...

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