London - (A&E): CCTV footage outside Cherie Blair's Oxford Street Foundation HQ shows a be-wigged, headscarfed and heavily Ray-Banned woman 'hammering frantically on the front door.' "Foundation?" a Marbel Arch newspaper vendor outside the pre...
Blair causes more controversy but this time its not Tony its the wife Cherie Blair. While sitting as a judge at a London Crown Court she has being giving reduced sentences to violent criminals if they are religious so don't say you are an atheist or...
London - (Barking): Council snoopers spying on the Blairs' rubbish recycling are gobsmacked. Months of covert surveillance of Cherry Bush's garbage activities is about to be posted on the YouBoob! video channel. The Zaprudder-esque footage show...
HMP Broadmoor - (Rotters): "And that impostor slag wife of Blair's is BNP tosser Nick Griffin's sister!" Brady's latest deposition before a new Appeal Court parole hearing threatens to blow the lid off Griffin's sordid, corpulent arse. It names...
London - (Blarneybollox): Proud mum Cherie Blair has regaled an astonished TV show audience with more fiction about her rubbish family's achievements. The daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert MaxwellI RIP credited the legendary Lick (sic) of t...
There will be no more bacon until Cherie Blair reveals where she got her swine flu. The probability exists that Ms Blair has used undue influence to obtain a better virus than that available to the man in the street. Parliamentary Expenses investi...
Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Top IRA thugette Cherie Blair has pleaded with the Pentagon to halt the deportation of her firstborn bastard Gary McKinnon. The 39 year old Londoner broke into top secret US military computer terminals on the pr...
London - (Wrinkly Old Ass mess): Cherie Blair ordered Sunday's Massereene barracks outrage after the Blairs' British Virgin Islands secret bank accounts were probed by Northern Crock Bank police investigators. The sordid daughter of Margaret Thatc...
The wife of the former Prime Minister, Cherie Blair, has checked into a clinic in London for treatment for her inability to smile. Mrs Blair, whose husband wrongly invaded lots of countries, suffers from the medical condition Smilitis Cannotis, where...
London - (Decrepit Frontal Lobe Mess): Cherie Blair has hit out at press reports about her mother's recent mental decline and blamed CIA 1950's MK-ULTRA mind control programs for the old soak going gaga. She said the daftest thing Margaret Thatche...
Victoria Pendleton, the British Olympic cycling sprint gold medal winner, is today the subject of a story linking her romantically with the former Prime Minster Tony Blair. Blair was in the Velodrome to see Pendleton win her race on Tuesday, and s...
London - (Ass Mess): Police have uncovered half a tonne of stolen gold bullion from a safety deposit box belonging to Cherie Blair.
The carefully unkempt barnet of Cherie Blair is to be sold on Ebay.
Famed perjuror Jeffrey Archer has put the cat amongst the Pigeons, by claiming that he was Cherie Blair throughout the times when we all believed him to be in prison.
London - (Rotters): Cherie Blair has joined her birth mother Margaret Thatcher in becoming a member of the elite Tory stink-tank the Carlton Club which voted yesterday to end its men-only rule.
Scandalous news from the first drafts of both John Prescott and Cherie Blair's autobiographies have revealed that in the early 1990's, the two were very nearly involved in an affair.
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