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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky Warns That Monica Lewinsky Better Stay Away From Her Daddy (President Bill Clinton)

NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Clinton-Mezvinsky, who is still shaken up by the fact that she has been dumped by her husband Marc Mezvinsky, is extremely upset that Monica Lewinsky is trying to waltz her way back into her father's life. Chelsea told The...

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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton Says Daughter Chelsea's Reported Marital Problems "Blown Out of Proportion!"

Bill Clinton flew to daughter Chelsea's defense after recent reports new husband Marc Mezvinsky had flown the coop for a three month delayed "bachelor party" on the slopes of a Jackson Hole ski resort. Said the senior Clinton, "This situation has...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than ever" and expecte...

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Funny story: Fifth Avenue big oil couple plead The Fifth about Chelsea Clinton marriage meltdown

Fifth Avenue big oil couple plead The Fifth about Chelsea Clinton marriage meltdown

New York - (Shalom Slalom!): Was the Silk Stocking District's premier avenue constructed in honor of the Bill of Rights Amendment about self-incrimination? This week the theory is being sorely tested as newlyweds Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill and Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming

NEW YORK CITY - The one and only child of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been dumped by her husband of six months Marc Mezvinsky. Mezvinsky, is a Wall Street investment broker and part time ski instructor. He is...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...

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Funny story: Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Chelsea Putin and her new husband Marc Lewinsky-Mezvinsky are over the moon. A wedding night bullseye shot saw one of her sunny-side-up Dubya (sic) yolkers fertilised by brave bridegroom Marc! OK, he had to be gag...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Hold onto your hats! Why Levi Johnston was invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has now been announced by a Canadian tabloid, "Mounting News". Apparently Levi Johnston has stated that he may have gotten Chelcea 'in the family way', as Archie Bunk...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

In the continuing saga of 'The Palins', on again, off again, on again and now off again, Bristol Palin has called off wedding plans with Levi Johnston. Apparently Levi was one of those 'secret' people that were invited to the Chelsea Clinton marri...

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Funny story: No tacky 'hole-in-the-sheet' honeymoon for Chelsea and Marc!

No tacky 'hole-in-the-sheet' honeymoon for Chelsea and Marc!

Martyr's Vineyard, Massachusetts - (Niddah News): Honeymoon celebrations were in full swing today with the happy couple eschewing traditional kosher honeymoon rites about the bridle (sic) path to happiness. As a nod to her new in-laws' Jewish bac...

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Funny story: Chelsea's wedding day hits a 'sticky patch'

Chelsea's wedding day hits a 'sticky patch'

Former President, Bill Clinton, must have had a feeling of 'deja-vu' at the weekend, during a rather uncomfortable moment at his daughter's wedding reception. The fairy-tale wedding, between former first daughter, Chelsea Clinton (30) and Marc Mez...

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Funny story: Who the Hell Needs Two Effin Wedding Gowns?

Who the Hell Needs Two Effin Wedding Gowns?

The groom only wore one tuxedo. Everyone in attendance at the wedding wore only one outfit, with the exception of maybe one or two women bringing a more comfortable pair of shoes to wear during the reception. So it begs the question, why did Chelsea Clinton need two expensive designer wedding dresses to get hitched? They are both Vera Wangs, so it can't be because one of them is a beautiful one...

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Funny story: Brits Shocked By Bill Clinton's Gaunt Appearance At Chelsea's Wedding

Brits Shocked By Bill Clinton's Gaunt Appearance At Chelsea's Wedding

While the Chelsea Clinton wedding may have grabbed the headlines in the States, here in the UK the gossip columnists were far more interested in the appearance of the father of the bride. "He doesn't look very well, does he? Poor love," said Londo...

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Funny story: Republicans Salute Clintons for Throwing Lavish Wedding

Republicans Salute Clintons for Throwing Lavish Wedding

Finally, the Clintons and most Republicans can agree on something-if you've got money, spend it like there's no tomorrow. Case in point, Chelsea Clinton's wedding. There seems to have been no holding back when it came to giving the very best wedd...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Wedding Latest

Chelsea Clinton Wedding Latest

Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former US President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, has married her long-term boyfriend George Clinton at a lavish ceremony in New York. Chelsea Clinton former Prince of P-Funk were married a...

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